You Idiot

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You see a restaurant with an ad that states that it is "the hottest around ". You think they're talking about the food, so you go in and place an order. A half-naked drunk woman comes over to take your order. She says, "What would you like to drink? We have Sexy Pepsi and Frisky Whisky on sale." She winks at you and crawls onto your lap. "Or... something else?" You look out the window to a restaurant across the street with the same ad. You accidentally went to the stripper club across the street. Well, shit. You fucked up, and now I'm at that restaurant, calling you an idiot. Have fun over there!

I'm the kind of person to do that mistake. Comment if you are too, I wanna see all my peeps out there. Anywho, I made this one also.

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