A man shopping in a supermarket took his purchase of two cans of dog food to the checkout counter.
The cashier asked, "Sir, do you have a dog?"
"Yes", replied the man.
"Well, where is it?", asked the cashier.
"I left him home", he answered.
"Sorry", the cashier said. "You can't buy the dog food if I can't see the dog. That's the rules."
The next day, he returned to the store and brought some cat food to the checkout.
"Do you have a cat?", asked the cashier.
"Yes", he said, "but I left him home."
"Sorry", she said. "If I can't see the cat, I can't sell you the food. That's the rules."
The next day the man walked into the store with a brown paper bag.
He walked up to the cashier and said, "Put your hand in here."
The cashier put her hand in and said, "It's soft and warm. What is it?"
The man replied, "I'd like three rolls of toilet paper please!"
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Book Of PRIME LAUGHTER
HumorMost of these are dirty jokes. This book is for 18+, but ;) to the ones with no filters XD I will day if one of my jokes are original, but otherwise, they are from google. Yes. I made a book dedicated to dumb jokes I made. Fight me. (Cover is the Un...
