A dick has a sad life. His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his next-door neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him habitually.
Life is a lot like a penis. Sinple, soft, straight, and hanging freely... then a woman makes it hard.
There are plenty of fish in the sea, but until i catch one, ill be here playing with my rod.
Why is a cock a gentleman?
Because it always stands up to give a woman somewhere to sit.
What us the ultimate rejection?
When your hand falls asleep when you're masturbating.
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Book Of PRIME LAUGHTER
HumorMost of these are dirty jokes. This book is for 18+, but ;) to the ones with no filters XD I will day if one of my jokes are original, but otherwise, they are from google. Yes. I made a book dedicated to dumb jokes I made. Fight me. (Cover is the Un...
