Excuses

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A teacher was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrow's final exam. He said there would be no excuses for not showing up tomorrow,  short of a dire medical condition or an immediate family member's death. One smart ass male student asked, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?" The whole classroom burst into laughter. After it subsided, the teacher glared at the student and said, "Not an excuse, you can use your other hand to write."

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