Tea Bag

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Roses are red
Nuts are brown
Skirts go up
Pants go down
When it's stiff
You stick it in
It goes in dry
And comes out wet
The longer it's in
The stronger it gets
It comes out dripping
And starts to sag
It's not what you think
It's just a tea bag

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