Smutstuck One-Shots

SolKat ((Lemon))

Imma redo this too

"FUCK THIS, FUCK THAT, FUCK LIFE!"
KarKat was more crabby then usual as he paced, stomping his feet. Dumb Sollux Fucking Captor! That Ass Hat and his Fucking Dumb Ass Smile, And Dumb Fucking Codes! Good Jegus, why was Sollux, The Biggest Idiot, So Damn Attractive?!
KarKat wondered, his anger growing by the minute.
"Hey KK!"
KarKat spun around and saw Sollux leaning against the door way to KK's room.
"WHAT DO YOU WANT FUCKASS?!"
KarKat growled, crossing his arms and looked away.
"We need to talkth KK."
"ABOUT WHAT?"
Sollux sighed, giving a 'It's Obvious' Look to KarKat.
"DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT CAPTOR!"
"Geez KK Whatth got your bulge in a twist?"
KarKar could feel his face heat up.
"DON'T TALK ABOUT MY BULGE!"
"It'sth an Expression KK,Calm Down."
"FUCK YOU!
KarKat stormed past Sollux, but He had reached an arm out, stopping him.
"KK-,"
"I SAID FUCK OFF!"

(1st Time Skippe)
KarKat was sitting on the couch reading a dumb human book when Sollux sat down next to him.
"Whatcha reading KK?"
KarKat froze, throwing the book before running out of the room.
"Geez Okay."

(2nd Time Skippe)
"NEPETA I DON'T WANT TO TALK!"
KarKat covered his sadness with anger while he hugged his knees.
"Are you Okay KarKitty?"
"IM FINE."
"Tell me!"
Nepeta insisted, side hugging KarKat while they sat on the couch.
"FINE, BUT IF YOU TELL ANYONE I'LL CULL YOU!"
"I won't tell anyone!"
KK sighed.
"I LIKE CAPTOR..."
Nepeta squealed.
"Yes! My ship came true! Have you told him?"
"OF COURSE NOT!"
"You should! You could be MateSprits!"
"THAT'S THE FUCKING PROBLEM NEP! I WANT TO BE HUMAN MATESPRITS!"
Nepeta looked at KarKat in confusion.
"But I thought Humans only have one person in all there quadrants?"
"THAT'S WHAT I WANT!"
KarKat hid his face in his knees.
"Just tell him that KarKitty! What's the worst that can happen?"
"OH I DON'T KNOW, HIM THINKING IM COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY DUMB!"
"Well... Maybe he'll say yes!"
KarKat gave the smiling Nepeta a dirty look.
"HE WONT."
"You don't know until you try!"
"FINE! GOG!"

(3rd Time Skippe)
Sol sat at the table, looking at Mituna's bee that he caught in a glass container. He looked up as KK sat down.
"Oh hey KK."
"H-HEY CAPTOR."
KarKat mentally punched himself when Sollux gave him a confused look.
KK never stuters.

Sollux thought.

KarKat looked everywhere but at Sol.
A few awkward minutes passed before KarKat started talking.
"SOL?"
Sollux looked up.
"Yeah KK?"
KarKat took a deep breath.
"I WANT TO HUMAN DATE YOU."
KarKat blurted out before running down the hallway and hiding. Sollux smiled, standing up and followed to where he thought KK might hide.
"Come onth KK."
Sol opened the closet door, and KarKat accepted his hand, standing up. KarKat was looking down until Sol pushed him against the wall. Sollux looked down with a smile at the tomato red KarKat.
"Yeah?"
"Y-YEAH..."
Sollux leaned down, gently pressing his lips to the shorter trolls.
KarKat's eyes shot open and stayed that way until Sollux let go.
"Me too KK."
KarKat,  being his confident and cocky self, wrapped his arms around Sollux's neck, standing on the tops of his feet to kiss him again. Sol Gladly accepted, lifting one of KarKat's legs to hook around his waist. New to this and not really sure what to do, KarKat remembered the Sex Scene he saw a couple times in his Rom-Coms, jumped up and hooked his other leg around Sol's waist. Sollux grabbed KarKat's Arse lightly, holding him up while they kissed. After a second of air Sollux's tongue traced KK's bottom lip, sending tingles down his spine. He parted his lips, letting Sollux's Forked tongue explore. KarKat, not going to let Sol have all the fun, shoved his own tongue into Sollux's mouth and ran it across his fangs.
The Shorter troll pulled away for air.
"Wow."
"Wow indeedth KK."
"I like the way that your Fangs felt on my t-tongue."
KarKat's voice quivered and Sollux smiled.
"Yeah?"
"Yeah.
"Whoa!"
KarKat said surprised as Sollux carried him into his room, containing a human bed as well as a Desk with his Husk Top and his Recoopercoon.
KarKat landed on the bed with Sollux above him.
Re-connecting there lips Sol pulled off both of there shirts, letting KarKat's head arch back as he traced his sharp nails over KarKat's Grub Scars.
"F-Fuck Sol!"
KarKat moaned, his fingers tangling in Sol's now messy hair.
"Cod, I want you."
"HURRY UP ASSFUCK!"
Sollux agreed, ripping off both there pants and boxers.
Pausing, KarKat stared at Sol's two rather large Bulges.
KK took a sharp breath as one of them wrapped around KarKat's own Bulge. A warm feeling sunk in KarKat's stomach as it did, and he thrust-ed his hips up in an attempt to get more friction.
"Ready?"
KarKat nodded and one Of Sollux's yellow bulges suddenly pushed into KarKat's nook.
"SOLLUX!"
KarKat practically screamed, loving the feeling of being filled.
"Fuck your tight KK!"
Sollux groaned, pulling out before sliding back in.
Loud Moans and screams of pleasure could be heard from the room as Sollux Slammed into KarKat roughly, while his other bulge stroked and played with KarKat's.
"S-Sol Pa-Pail!"
Sollux pulled out and placed the bucket under both of them, letting there Genetic Material flow into it, creating a Red and Yellow Swirl Inside. Sol collapsed next to the Panting KarKat, placing a gentle kiss on his forehead.
KarKat snuggled into Sol's chest, Sol's arms wrapping around KK's waist and pulled him closer.
"Fuck..."
KarKat sighed sleepily.
"Goodth luck explaining toth everyone why youth can't walk Tomorrowth."
Sollux smirked and KarKat let out a low growl.
"It was worth it."