After KarKat had burnt just about ten Pancakes he finally made two that didn't completely look burnt, he started scooping them onto a plate.
"Hey KitKat."
"Jegus Fuck!"
KarKat yelled in surprise loudly.
"Don't fucking scare me Strider."
KarKat growled but inside he didn't really mind. It was like something romantic from his Rom-Com.
"Calm down Babe."
Dave kissed KarKat quickly but KarKat pulled Dave in closer for a longer kiss.
"Is that permission to start making you Horny?"
"Oh fuck off."
"Nah."
Dave gave KarKat another quick kiss before taking The plate of Pancakes.
"OH NO YOU DON'T STRIDER! MINE!"
KarKat said in anger, taking back the plate.
He hadn't noticed it before but now that he looked he noticed Dave was wearing his shades.
"Are those really Nessasiary Dave? No one else is here."
KarKat said.
Dave's already shown The small troll his Scarlet Red Eyes so when they were alone he never had them on.
"You only wear those when there are other peop-..."
The dots finally connected.
Blue. Buck teeth. John. Dave not in bed. Dave wearing shades.
"KitKat? You okay?"
He snapped out of it.
"What? Oh yeah. I'm fine. I'm not really hungry anyways."
He's cheating on you.
Your not worth him.
No, he deserves better than you.
KarKat grabbed a coat, before opening the door.
"Karkles it's raining."
"I JUST NEED A FUCKING WALK!"
KarKat walked outside and ran down the block.
No, Dave would never cheat on him... Right?
Especially not with a Buck Tooth Annoying NookSucker...
The more KarKat thought about it the more it made sense to him.
Your not good enough.
He doesn't love you.
Who would love you?
Your not love able.
He ignored the cherry red tears as he ran to Nepeta's Hive. He needed to be cheered up.
KarKat knocked on the door, and Equius opened the door.
"Greetings KarKat."
"Is Nepeta here?"
"Indeed she is. S% is just ab%ut every Troll."
KarKat walked inside, spotting Kanaya, Sollux, Eridan, KanKri, Cronus, Mituna, Kurlos, and finally Nepeta.
"Hey Nep, we need to talk!"
All the trolls turned around and there faces dropped.
They all looked like they felt bad for me.
"Oh Dear KarKat..."
Kanaya pulled him into a motherly hug.
"What's going on?"
"I hateth to bring theth bad news KK... Butth I thinkth you already know."
KarKat looked at every one in confusion.
"We Figured You'ed Find Out..."
Kanaya brought over a Sobor slime Pie.
"You need it."
"You all knew?"
KarKat whispered and they looked at each other in guilt.
"KarKitty, we didn't want to hurt you feelings and you were so happy..."
"You all fucking knew?"
KarKat took a step back in disbelief.
"I'm Sorry."
Eridan placed a hand on KK's should but he quickly brushed it off.
Anger took control of his mind.
"I know this is hard and-"
"HARD? YOU KNOW THIS IS HARD? YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THE PAIN OF FINDING OUT THEN HAVING YOUR FRIENDS SAY 'SORRY'?!"
KarKat yelled.
Kurlos held Mituna because he got scared of the yelling.
"Unbelievable."
KarKat ran out back into the rain.
Of course nobody would tell poor sad KarKat.
So, next he ran until Terezzi stopped him.
"Car."
"N-"
"Car! I can taste the sadness."
KarKat sighed but obeyed.
"What does Sadness taste l-"
KarKat asked to keep him busy before he broke down crying.
"Dead Flowers, Salt, and corpses."
KarKat just nodded, kind of terrified for his life with Terezzi driving.
But what's worth my life anyway?
A speck of dirt.
Maybe.
They pulled up to Roses Hive.
"WHY ARE WE AT ROSE'S?"
"Sh3 Do3sn't know."
"AND THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THAT MY PIECE OF SHIT BOYFRIEND CHEATED ON ME WITH A BUCKTOOTH NERD?"
Terezzi just dragged me out the car and knocked on Rose's door.
When there wasn't a response they pushed the door open to find a crying Roxy huddled up with Rose.
"Roxy?"
KarKat sat by them.
"Boy Problems."
"D-Dirky an-and Jake a-are-...!"
Roxy broke out in sobs, Rose gently stroking back her hair.
Just like Dave would when KarKat cried.
"Dav3 ch3at3d on KarKat."
Terezzi blurted out and Rose and Roxy looked up in shock.
"With?"
"John."
"Oh hell no!"
Roxy seemed to forget about her problem as she stood up and took out her Portable Husk Top.
Speaking of Husk Top, mine was going crazy with vibrations.
"That sack of shit!"
KarKat nodded, glad he wasn't the only one mad at Dave.
"Hey Rox."
"You little piece of shit!"
Roxy yelled though the phone, Rose pulling KarKat close and cuddled him motherly like.
"Rox w-"
"You fucking cheated? You Ass! Your such a fucking douche David Strider!"
KarKat felt tears fill his eyes once again so he snuggles closer into The humans warm embrace.
"What? I didn't ever-"
"Fuck. Off. I'm getting his shit right now, so go ahead and Fuck Yourself!"
"Fuck you!"
KarKat managed to fit in before Roxy angrily hung up.
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Smutstuck One-Shots
RomanceGay! Straight! Whoo! So this is my One Shot Book! Mostly contains of Soul Eater chapters (which I might delete for being Cringe) and Homestuck. Any other suggestions are appreciated! If I have any Grammar mistakes please notify me! If you have a sep...