Smutstuck One-Shots

RoxyXDirk (Shut up I ship it!)

"Loopy doopy kitty cat!"
Roxy sang as she stared at the Strider's pet cat. Rose, Kanaya, Nepeta, Equuis, KarKat and Roxy had all come over to have a movie night with the Strider's and Roxy had found the liquor.
"Like a fluffy baby!"

Roxy giggled as she stroked the 'Fluffy Baby'.
She smiled at the cat and noticed the half drunk bottle of Vodka. Hell, if Roxy was going to drink It might as well be something strong.
Pulling the bottle closer she took another couple gulps and broke out coughing.

"Oh god Roxy."
Roxy looked up to see a certain Dirk Strider and his pointy Anime Shades.
"Hiya Dirk!"
"Give me the bottle."
"No!"
Roxy cuddled it to her chest, forgetting about the running away cat.
"Roxy. Now."
"No!"
She protested again and felt hands on her arm.
"Your stupid drunk and sure as hell shouldn't drink any more so give me the damn bottle."
"Nope!"
Roxy smiled cheekily as she popped the P.
"How the hell does Rose put up with you?"
Dirk pried the drunk Roxy's arms away from the bottle and snatched it.
"I want more!"

Roxy wined and tried grabbing the bottle.
"No. Come on now get up."
Dirk put away the Strong Drink and grabbed Roxy's hand, helping her stand.

"Hey Guys I-"
The two of them walked into the living room where the ending credits where playing. Rose and Kanaya we're cuddled up and seemed to be asleep while Dave and KarKat sucked each others faces.
"Looks like your staying here Rox."
He helped Roxy to his room where he laid her down on his bed.
"Right. Um,..."
Dirk didn't really know what to do and was flustered.
When he turned back around Roxy was sitting up.
"Dirk?"
"Yea?"
"I want to see your eyes."
Dirk just chuckled. The only one who's seen Dirk's eyes is Dave and that wasn't about to change.
"Not today. Now sleep."
"Okay."

Dirk laid Roxy back down and pulled up the blanket.
While Dirk adjusted the blanket Roxy ripped off his shades. Bright Orange eyes met hers and she was lost in them. They were Beautiful. No, More then beautiful. They we're amazing!
"Fuck."

Dirk closed his eyes and held out his hand.
"Shades. Now."
(A/N- It was at that moment, She knew she Fucked up.)
He commanded and Roxy snapped out of the trance from hearing the anger in his voice. She handed them back and Dirk put them on, walking out of the room.
Shit.

"Oh god."
Roxy slowly opened her eyes, a pounding in the back of her skull.
"That's a hell of a Hang over."
She sighed and carefully sat up.
But, her pink walls didn't surround her. No, she was in Dirk's Room.
Panicking she checked to make sure she still had all of her clothes on and it hit her like a flash.
Vodka, Cat, Dirk, Dirk's eyes-... Oh man Dirk's probably still mad at me!
Roxy quickly and painfully shot out of the bed and raced around the house.
Guilt clawed at her as she regretted her choices. Why had she been so stupid? Why had she let her Curiosity take over? It wasn't worth losing the friendship!
Finally She found Dirk in the kitchen.
Saying nothing she walked up to him and hugged him tightly.
Dirk, Surprised, stood there in shock.
"I'm sorry."

Roxy mumbled into Dirk's shirt and he slowly wrapped his arms around Roxy.
"It's alright."
"No, it's not. But, I think we have a lot in common."
With a burst of Confidence Roxy gently removed Dirk's shades and connected there lips.
Almost Instantly Dirk kissed back, wrapping his arms around her Waist.
Breaking away Roxy stared into Dirk's eyes.
"Gross. Morning Breath."
Dirk teased and Roxy once again his her face in his shirt.
"Shut up Strider."
"Just teasing."
"So how about some Vodka?"

Shh I ship it okay guys I do because it's adorable and yes I know about DirkXJake and it being super popular but UGH DIRKXROXY IS SO ADORABLE!!! They would make one Bad Ass Couple!!!!!