Haikyū!! One-shot

Matsukawa Issei || Daddy

You had been a K-Pop fanatic since you were in your first year of high school. You had posters and albums and merchandise galore and they were your prized possessions. But when you got a boyfriend and moved in with him, you had to hide the fact that you were a die hard K-Popper.

You kept all your merchandise hidden in an old box that you claimed had old high school memories. Once you had moved in with Matsukawa you kept everything hidden seeing as he could make a fucking meme out of you. Not wanting to live with that you decided to carry this with you to the grave.

But that wasn't what life had planned.

You were on the couch with Issei as you scrolled through social media seeing pictures of your all time favorite boy group, BTS.  They had just gotten back from attending the BBMAs and you can admit that they were total hotties. You then scrolled upon this one picture of "the third guy from the left" and you let a small "daddy" slip from your lips. You realized what you said and cover your mouth looking over to Issei to see if he noticed.

Peering over your hair that fell in front of your face, you see Issei looking at you with a shit eating smirk. "What was that [Y/n]? Did you call my name?" He said scooting closer to you as you hid your face even more. "Why would I call you that?!" You shouted. "Because I'm your da- okokokok let go let go UNCLE UNCLE" Issei exclaimed as you grabbed his balls in a vice-like grip. "What was that?" You say waiting for what you wanted to hear. "I'm sorry I'm sorry!" You let go of his manhood and sat back in your place on the couch. "But seriously why did you say daddy?" "I saw a picture of  J- some-one." Issei wiggled his thick eyebrows "ohhh your horny for a celebrity."  "Uhhh no im no- OKAY MAYBE I AM. Just, shut up asshat. Numb nuts." You cursed at him. "Okay, alright. I won't talk about it."

That was a big fat ass lie because every time he saw you smiling at your phone he would moan 'daddy' and act like he was jerking off. He went as far as rubbing his nipples and trapping you in the corner constantly asking 'who's your daddy?'  You we're currently in that situation.

"I swear to the love of god, you're such a meme!" You shouted laughing and hitting him at the same time. "Oh you know how to turn me on, [Y/n]" 

"Why am I even in love with you again?" You say exasperatedly. "Cause I'm the rarest Pepe of all? I grind non-stop 👏🏽💯 I get what I want 💵🍑 when I want in ⌚️💰?"  "Issei this is a verbal conversation."