DAMN YOU DIRT!!!

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"Damn you sky, damn you dirt, damn you tree, damn you Konoha." I groaned as I fell down for the hundredth time. But this time, I hit dirt, not a root. The dust settled on my long red hair.

"Ouf." I muttered, not bothering to get up. Why bother? It's not like I was gonna get to leaf village any time soon. 

"Uhhh... Do you need help?" a voice came out of no where. 

"Go away figment of my imagination." I mumbled out loud.

"I'm not a figment of your imagination." I could hear exasperation in his voice.

"Neither am I." another voice came.

"GO AWAY!!!" I screamed, still with my face in the dirt. "Unless I'm in the village of Hidden Leaves, then leave!!!" I screamed at them.

"... Um, you're outside of the gates right now." He said after a silence.

"NO WAY!!!" I nounced up immdietly. "YES!!!!!!" I screamed and began to run in circles.

"Woah. What's you're name." One of them grinned all pervy like.

"I'm Kunashi Namakazi. What's your na-" A kunai was up to my throught.

"COME ON! I didn't even lay a prank or something, why ya trying to kill me?

"What are you trying to pull?" the non-pervy one asked.

"Huh?" I asked.

"Your last name." the pervy one told me like it was the most apparent thing ever.

"Uhhh? Eh WHAT'S SO WEIRD ABOUT IT?!?!?!?' I asked them loudly.

They looked at each other. "Let's go, you're going to the hokage." they ushered me.

WHAT DID I DO WRONG NOW?!?!?!?!?

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Yeah, this is my new Naruto fan-fiction. I promise to update begginings as well with this one. The other one is way to overboard,  so it's on hold.

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