Meh TEAM IS... RETARDED!!!! XD

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So after, I learned that I would be on team 7. Of what, I didn't know.

"Team 7 what?" I asked the messenger.He sweatdropped.

"Ninja teams." he told me. I racked my brains.

"OOOOHHHHH!!!!!!" ARIGATO!" I screamed and raced to the acadamy. "NNNOOOOO I NEED TO STOP HERE!!!!" I screamed and started to skid past the acadamy."AAAAHHHHH!" I stopped a couple of buildings away.

"WWWWWWEEEEEEEE!!!!" I skidded a couple of buildings past in the other direction.

"THIS IS SO MUCH FFFFFFUUUUUUUNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I screamed as I ccntinued to skid for a while. I stopped when my shoes wore too thin and I had to buy new ones.

"SORRY I"M LATE! I'M GONNA BE YOUR ASSISTANT SENSAI, I THINK, UH WAIT, I"M NOT EVEN INSIDE!!!" I screamed and decieded to finally enter. I slid into the room. 

"YO!" I screamed.

"Huh? You're my sensai!" I looked to see Naruto.

"Nope, I'm helping out with the most troublesome team. So I'm technacilly still your sensai." I smiled at them.

"Why were you so late?" Naruto asked me.

"I wasn't late! I just spent an hour skidding past the acadamy. I actully would've continued, but my shoes wore out!" I smiled at them all.

"She's so blunt." I heard the pinkette mutter.

Though it should've been to soft to hear even for a jonin I hearad the raven head say "She's a jonin?" 

"Yes, yes I am." I turned to him, completly serouis, confusing him. Oh yeah! The messenger also told me that I was a jonin.

"NOW NARUTO!!!! HEH, LET"S TEAM UP AGAINST THAT STUPID LAZY PERVERT!!!!" We snikered and the two genin sweatdropped. 

I handed Naruto some honey and he knew what to do. That boy could set some pretty damn awsome traps in the future. He also had an enormous chakara.

"Uh, sensai, what are you doing?" I looked at her. I'd bet anything that she had some sorta alter ego personality. 

"Setting traps, duh?" I told her as Naruto and I sat down, well I sat on the floor.

Perfect timing since the sensai decided to come in. The honey hit him directly and the flour sacks (don't ask me where I gort it from) burst open and he was covered in white.

"OH! Hi Kakashi-san!!!!!!!" I yelled happily.

"NOT YOU!" HE screamed.

"HI!!!!" I smiled at him. The genin were sweatdropping.

"If you still have those books, I'll burn you next." I made a contriditory :3 face at him.

"Hai." he muttered and I spun and plopped down on the floor again happily. 

"Well, let's go up to the roof." He muttered and disappeared.

I poofed away after him leaving the genin to take the long way up.

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"Okay, so let's intoduce ourselves." Kakashi told us, bored.

"Like what Sensai?" the pinkette asked.

"YA! SHOW US!" Naruto screamed.

"Hmm? Well, My name is Kakashi Hatake." I looked up to see a cloud shaped like a butterfly. BUTTERFLY!!!!! I wonder why it's called a butterfly... I get the flying part , but the butter? It doesn't make any sense!!!!!

"KUNASHI!" I screamed and automatically punched the person who screamed.

I  looked up to see Kakashi's eye twitching. "Yes?" I asked him, oblivous.

"It's your turn." He growled. 

"But there's a butterfly shaped could there." I pointed behind me somewhere.

"Your pointing at a rock." he told me.

"EH?" I whirled around. "IT'S GONE!!!!" I screamed randomly.

"OH YEAH! I'm Kunashi Nazakaze. Whatever else you peoples said is completly useless for you unless you're a stalker!" I made a XD face. They sweatdropped. 

"So blunt." Naruto muttered.

"YEP!" I smiled and Kakashi decided to ignore me and explain some test. Smart man. After forever, he was done and he jumped away and I just ran in circles. 

"I'M LIKE A BIRD!!!!! I'LL ONLY FLY AWAY!!!!!" I screamed and jumped from building to building prtending to fly. WWWWEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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