3/25/17 11:01 am
"good afternoon, month after march."
"good afternoon, shawny."
"so, what have you got going this fine afternoon?"
"nothing really. i don't work saturdays so,"
"we should meet up or something."
"my parents told me not to meet up with strangers on the internet."
"no but seriously april."
"i can't. not yet. i promise you soon."
"okay. whenever you're comfortable."
"it's not that i'm not comfortable... it's something else."
"okay. whenever you're ready then."
"thank you shawn."
"for what?"
"well you haven't left my annoying ass. like seriously if i were you i would've been gone in .1 seconds."
"you're not annoying.... okay maybe sometimes but."
"shut up."
"i'm only kidding! i'm only kidding!"
"hmm."
"what?"
"nothing, nothing at all."
"honestly i'm still surprised you're talking to me."
"how come?"
"well, i'm a stranger. so stranger danger. and i just randomly called you."
"well you aren't a stranger anymore."
"then what am i?"
"a friend?"
"hello?"
"hi sorry i was trying to think of a quote that goes with friends but i couldn't think of one."
"try not to be a smart ass when you aren't for 0.3 seconds thanks."
"if i'm going to be a smart ass, first i have to be smart. otherwise i'm just an ass."
11:01 pm incoming call 59 seconds
