4/10/17 4:01 pm
"heyyy!"
"hi!"
"i'm in such a good mood! how are you hon' bun?"
"i'm okay. why're you in such a good mood?"
"there's a new girl at work and ooooh she's cuteeee."
"what about the other girl?"
"her? i still like her, but that doesn't mean i can't check out cute girls, haha."
"oh shitttt i see you mendes, i see you."
"it's not me you see, it's the other."
"what? what does that even mean?"
"i'm actually not sure, i was gonna be all wise but that came out."
"oh mendes, don't use that line on the girl."
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