3/26/17 12:46 pm
"hey, i'm at work. what's up?"
"oh sorry, i didn't know you worked sundays."
"yeah i only work two hours though. so what's up?"
"i was just bored and i thought i'd give you a call. but if you're busy that's fine, i'll hang up."
"no it's fine. it's not busy anyway, it's kinda chill."
"alrighty then! how've you been month after march?"
"that's a really long nick name... you couldn't come up with something shorter?"
"do you want it to be ape?"
"nono oh god please no."
"then we shall keep it month after march."
"are you serious? cmon!"
"fine. what about... uh.... hon' bun?"
"don't know what that is but sure! anything is better than month after march."
"it's like honey bun except just shortened."
"ohhhhh, i knew that."
"oh yeah, i bet you did."
"i was just testing you."
"so how've you been?"
"customer incoming! i'll call you later."
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