3/29/17 4:29 pm
"hello who's this?"
"it's shawn why're you asking?"
"i didn't look at caller id when i picked up. i'm at work what's up?"
"oh you're at work? do you want me to call you back? i don't wanna get you in trouble."
"don't worry about it, there's always time to talk to you. so what's up?"
"i'm having girl problems. and you know, you're a girl. and i thought you could help?"
"of course. what's your girl problems."
"okay, so basically. i like this one girl. and i've liked her for a while. i feel like she likes me back but she's talking to someone right now. what do i do?"
"wait until she's not 'talking' to someone, then ask her out on a date. oh! and do something cute like a drive in movie or a journey to watch the sunset. oh and if you do the sunset one bring food. like a picnic or something."
"thanks hon' bun. i knew you'd know what i should do."
"well, im a girl so."
"that's questionable."
"hey! and that's mean!"
"aren't you supposed to be working?"
"you're the one that called me!"
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