3/30/17 7:46 am
"hello?"
"hi!"
"april? is that you?"
"yes you idiot, it's me. and also did i wake you up?"
"i didn't look at the caller id, and yes, you did."
"oops. sorry."
"why are you awake so early anyway?"
"i have work, you know? that thing?"
"yes. i know that thing."
"how come i've never heard of you working?"
"i do work. boss doesn't need me until april third."
"where?"
"are you gonna stalk me?"
"yup! how'd you know?"
"haha. i'll be at target from 12-6 every monday through friday."
"alex from target? who? i'm all about shawn from target."
"alex from target was so like 2014."
"and shawn from target is so like 2017."
"stoppppp. aren't you supposed to be at work?"
"in a few minutes."
7:46 pm outgoing call 3 minutes 49 seconds
