4/26/17 6:02 pm
"howdy y'all."
"why're you speaking like that?"
"i'm not sure. i just got out of work and a guy came in earlier and he had a southern accent."
"ohhh haha."
"hey!"
"hey!"
"how many days until we go to six flags?"
"ten days!"
"we're gonna have so much fun."
"but would you still have fun if i showed up and i was a seventy five year old man?"
"depends. does this seventy five year old man like to ride rides?"
"yes."
"than yes, i'd still have fun if you showed up and you were a seventy five year old man."
"april... i have to tell you something."
"shawn! shut up. if i were there i'd punch your arm."
"you'd punch my arm and it'd hurt soooo bad."
"shut up."
6:02 pm outgoing call 4 minutes 39 seconds