* Texts me at 2:00 am*
BFF: HEY WHY DON'T YOU TALK TO ME ANYMORE?
Me: wut?
BFF: I'm a hobo, I poop on a tree.
Me: whut?
*10 minutes later*
Me: wait how can someone poop on a tree?
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I stayed up all night thinking about how someone could possibly do that.....
