*le me texting my bff*
Me: guess what 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Le bff: waht?
Me: I'm gonna dieeee 😭😭😭😭😭
Le bff: wait what why what's wrong are you alright?
Me: I haven't eaten chocolate in a day 😭😭😭😭
Le bff: 😑
