*le me lighting a bunch of fireworks together*
*le me spots a cat*
Me: OUUUH COME COME KITTY KITTY YOURE SO PRETTY PRETTY DONT GO KITTY LIITY STAY WITH MEH
*le fireworks explode in my hand*
*le half my finger gets burned*
*le me stops hearing*
Me; OH MY GOD I CANT HEAR BUT THAT CAT WAS SO FLUFFY I CANT HEAR PEOPLE SOMEONE SAVE ME
*le me pretends to pass out*