*first day in new school*
*enters class*
Me: wassup my potatoes?
*gets weird and judgmental stares*
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*me walks back to class in lunch break*
*girls twerking and grinding against guys*
Me: OH MY, STOP THIS MY EYES ARE BURNING! THIS IS TOO MUCH!!
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*A dude walks over to me and extends his hand*
*le me stares at his hand like it's some weird thing than looks back up at his face with a freaked out expression and a red face*
