*5 am*
*le bf sends a pic of a scary face*
Me: *screams* HOLY MOTHER FUDGING BANANA
Bf: hehe love you
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*le me cooking*
Maid: hey!
Me: huh?
Maid:*throws a dead rat at me*
Me: AH SHOOT *runs away and hides under my bed*
I HATE YOU *cries*
Maid: love you too
