Today's football moments

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*me playing football while listening to music*

*le music stops*

Me: Why did th-

*ball hits my nose*

*me dramatically falls to the ground and pretends to be dead*

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Damages caused while playing football:

1) Broke 2 lamps ( no One found out, yet XD)

2) Almost broke my nose.

3) Almost broke my toe.

4) Hit the security guard in the back -.-

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