You make me wanna be a star.
You make me wanna act different.
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"Hello, this is Starbucks. And I know you're there, Rolfy! Don't hang up on me ever again!"
"Luna? Are you alright?"
"Yeah, of course I am! Why didn't you call me yesterday! I was so bored!"
"Um, sorry, I had . . . this fight at school."
"Aww . . . are you hurt?"
"No, I won the—I mean, I lost it. I'm not a violent emo kid, after all."
"So . . . how was your date?"
"It was horrible! I just messed up the whole date! I was bluffing that I was some really popular kid within my gang and that I was a really good football player but then I just messed up."
"Oh."
"You sound kinda surprised."
"I mean, you sounded like you could handle this one. I guess you're still that under experienced Slytherin."
"Do girls not like bad boys?"
"Define bad boy."
"Uh, I dunno. Playing with girls' heart and going out on dates every week with a different girl. Occasionally skipping class to go take a chug with my—I mean, their—buddies. Something like that? Roasting teachers every class?"
"That sounds very savage."
"So . . . you like bad boys?"
"I never met one so I don't really know much."
"That's what you think."
"Hmm? What?"
"Nothing. Do you really think that bad boys are bad boys?"
"I mean, no one can be a complete bad boy without having a fragment of evil heart. Honestly, some obsessive Slytherin like you would make a great bad boy."
"Is that a compliment?"
"It's not an insult. I'm saying you're flexible."
"I think that's not what you mean."
"Okay, to be honest, I don't like bad boys. They're just immature little kids that just wants to live in Neverland."
"That's kinda harsh."
"I'm free to be entitled to my opinion."
" . . . one coffeeless caramel frappuccino please."
"Are you ordering to avoid me?"
"No, I really want one coffeeless caramel frappuccino."
"Oh, that reminds me, have you gotten my drink yesterday?"
"What drink? My coffeeless caramel frappuccino didn't come either."
"Oh . . . really?"
"Yeah . . . oh, I think I have to go. Talk to you soon!"
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"So . . . you didn't see what I wrote."
YOU ARE READING
COFFEELESS CARAMEL FRAPPUCCINO
Short Story❝ Hello, this is . . . um, oh yeah, Starbucks. Now tell me your order before I get annoyed. ❞ ❝ Uh, I'm pretty sure that's not how you greet a customer. ❞ Started - [ June 02 ] Finished...
