Au Sans x Reader Oneshots

Curiosity

(Let's start with the one and only Classic Sans x reader)

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Papyrus is at Undyne's training so I'm with Sans all day, the problem is, I have a huge crush on him but everytime I make it obvious he ignores it. I'm currently in the living room on the couch next to Sans watching mettaton bake a cake on the television, that's the third time this week they showed that one, I then got an idea, I'm going to spend the day...... experimenting on Sans. I jump off the couch and run up the stairs into Papyrus' room where all my stuff are and pull out a notepad and a pen and ran back downstairs.

Okay, question #1: Is he warm even for a skeleton?

I write the question down and sat by him, he gave me a questioning glance, I scoot close to him and wrap my arms around his 'waist' while nuzzling my face into his 'chest'. "K-kiddo? W-what are you doing?" He asked stuttering. "Hugging you." I said, my voice muffled, he's so damn warm, well that answers my first question. I let go and look at him, his face looks blue. "Sans? Why is your face blue?" I asked, making his face get even bluer. "Uh no reason, don't worry bout it." he said brushing off my question, I shrug and write down my answer along with my second question.

Question #2: Where does all that ketchup go?

I went into the kitchen and dug through the fridge, there should be a bottle somewhere, me and paps hide it so sans wouldn't drink it all, found it! His favorite brand too, I went back downstairs and sat next to him with the ketchup behind my back. "Hey sans, you want this?" He hums and turns his head to face me, I show him the ketchup and his face lights up. "Sure, how can I say no." I give him the ketchup and he immediately starts drinking it, I took my chance and lifted his shirt and peeked under, he didn't even notice. Damn he has some nice ribs- I mean I can't see any ketchup, yeah I was gonna say that. "Thanks ki-KID?!" Damn I stared too long, I quickly sat back up like nothing happened and just wrote 'magic' next to the question, I wrote another question. "Okay Y/n what are you doing exactly?" He asked, I quickly closed the notebook before he could see it and stared at him, he rose an 'eyebrow' but I kept staring, after about a minute I quickly shoved my finger in his eyesocket which they both went black, but I felt something smooth, I rubbed my finger on it making Sans shudder, I pull my finger back out but Sans was still watching me with this weirded out expression, I give a nervous laugh. "Well that's enough experiments bye!" I said quickly before running upstairs and into the bathroom (What? it has no bathrooms? It's my story so now it has one.) I don't know why the bathroom I panicked okay?! I probably stayed in here for hours, even Papyrus is home and sleeping so that means it's after 9pm, I slip out of the bathroom, the living room is empty and the tv's off, I tip toe over to the door cause right now I wouldn't mind sitting out on the stairs right now, as soon as my hands touched the knob, I was surrounded in a blue glow. "Going out so late?" I immediately noticed the voice. "Uh j-just to sit outside." I replied, I stammered, crap! "And freeze to death?" He asked. "That was the plan." I mumbled to myself but apparently he heard it, he bought me over to the couch and gently placed me down with his magic, he sat next to me. "why would you want to freeze to death?" He asked. "I said that? nope I didn't." I said. "Alright then, next question. what was with all the 'experiments' today?" He asked, I froze. "Uh...... Curiosity." I said, he nodded in response. "And cause I like you and wish you'd notice me." I mumble to myself. "Well, you wanna figure something else out?" He asked, I rose a brow. "Like what?" I asked. "This." Before I could say more he smashed his teeth into my lips, sounds painful but it wasn't, I melted into the kiss, after a while I felt something wet slip through my lips, I made a confused noise, after we parted I gave him a confused look, he chuckled. "Magic. oh and I like you too." He did hear me. "Was that a tongue?" I asked. "Yup" he replied. "Coooool." I said, he chuckled. "I got a surprise in my pants too." He said while wriggling his 'eyebrows', I blushed knowing what he was talking about. "U-uh well I'm tired!" I quickly said and faked a yawn. "You can come sleep with me-" "I'll pass tonight, thanks! Go upstairs, bye!" I cut him off while pushing him into his room and closing his door, I went back downstairs and threw myself on the couch and stared at the ceiling until I fell into a dreamless sleep.

(866 words, ouch my neck, didn't think it was gonna take so long to write this, well, here it is anyway! I feel like a 90 year old woman, everything hurts, ow, well, bye.)