Au Sans x Reader Oneshots

Pet Peeves (Not a chapter)

Uh hi! Yes yes it's not a chapter but don't worry, I'm halfway done with a oneshot for you guys so sit tight! You know, school and stuff, it's very important right now, but time to get on with this, since I'm not posting a oneshot yet, I might as well write SOMETHING, I was watching a bunch of artist pet peeves and I realize that there are a bunch of pet peeves that I have on wattpad in both a writer's and reader's view, if you don't know what a pet peeve is, it's like a little problem, something that bugs you, like a song on youtube freezing at your favorite part, so yeah imma just go through a few pet peeves I go through when reading/writing Sans x Reader books, comment on the one you can relate to.

#1- I'm not a scientist

Have you ever read a sans x reader book where you have some sort of disease or disorder or phobia and you're just there like "oh okay then, what does that word mean?", in most sans x reader books I read, they will have the definition of what the reader has but some books, I have to either ask in the comments or go look it up and my laptop is hella slow.

#2- ... (only authors should relate)

r/p(Random person)- Hi author-chan, I love your book! can you write a (random sans) x reader oneshot please!

me- Okay sure! It'll take a while cuz I'm busy with school.

r/p- I want to see it now plsss.

me- I'm very sorry but I can't right now I have tons of homework each day.

r/p- pls just write it now, it won't take long. plsss.

me-....

Okay, listen, most or all of the authors you read from are still going to school and yes, it takes a lot of time to write, do not rush an author, we have lives so calm your horny tits and wait, this only goes to the impatient beggars who thinks a oneshot/chapter takes five minutes, it doesn't.

#3- Okayyy, name?

it gets to me when I see a bunch of song lyrics out of nowhere without the name of the song anywhere to be seen, this even goes to the stories that just plop the video on the screen, it's still difficult for me to find if I don't have the name of the song, so please, just write the name of the song and the singer somewhere in the damn chapter/oneshot.

#4- Not being informed.

*Sigh* to me, it's so annoying when in the story, you're walking around as a weak, normal human and all of a sudden without warning you become God, magic just comes out of nowhere, like no back story, no explanation like what, were we experimented on, did our family have powers and I'm just discovering it, did Sans or any other monster give me some of his powers, no, you just decide to shove a freaking wand up my ass and then all of a sudden I can teleport. 

#5- warn me next time.

in a few oneshots, there would be warnings of suicide and depression and stuff if there are mentions of it, even lemons, now depression and suicide doesn't really bother me, I don't have a bad past or anything so I read them just fine but lemons *inhale* I need to be in a certain mind set to read lemons, idk why, sometimes I skip them and go back to them later, what I don't want is an unexpected ecto-dick in my ass alright? Mentioning sex and writing a lemon are two different things, lemons are very descriptive whereas mentioning it is just like a small phrase telling you that you had a good time with mr. bonefucker, just don't throw it on me, warn me first plz, write lemon in brackets in the name of the chapter or something.

#6- Random OC

Oc's are fine, it's just when you don't describe them is my problem, I don't know if I'm the only one but I think out my scenarios, however you describe the person makes it easier on my brain like in some oneshots, they give you a friend, most of the time they give you the honors of hving your best friend or friend in it, other times it's an OC, I just hate it when the only thing I know about the oc is their name, like okay, their name is Mary, sure, what else? Nothing? you're gonna leave my brain with the rest of the work?! Gimme something else! 

7#- ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!

No, just no, this pisses me off the most, so put yourself in this position, I'm sure every reader who reads allot of Sans x reader or any x readers in general, imagine this, you just found a nice Sans x Reader oneshots book, good amount of oneshots, nice writing, not much grammatical errors, the oneshots are fairly long, perfect, you read through them, you're enjoying yourself so far then all of a sudden, it's Asgore x reader, hold the fuck up, wasn't this a fucking Sans x reader book? Then how the fuck did Asgore get in here, ok ok *inhales* it's just one. *sees Flowey x Reader* DAFUUUUUQ?! Don't start me with this shit. *Goes through the rest of oneshots to realize that there are no more sans, just everyone else x reader* Well then I'm fucking done here..

No really, I'm done, wow, you actually put up with my crap, congrats, do you guys want me to make another one of these? I will be happy to share more of my stupid little problems, maybe it can be another type of pet peeve, anyways. bye! I'll get that oneshot to you guys asap!