(This one shot is gonna be shorter than usual, you see, I was bored so I decided that looking through some Asriel x Frisk would be cute, it was, all I did was put you in Frisk's place and Sans in Asriel's place, I'll put the comic after the one shot is done, enjoy!)
Your Pov
Sans and I were married so we lived together, it was just the two of us, Papyrus moved in with Mettaton, Sans and I live happily together but recently you've been trying to get a bit more attention, let's see how that goes.
Act I
Sans was at the table, reading the newspapers like he does every morning, I slide on the table and lay on my stomach in front of him, the papers blocking his face. "Hey, Sans. How bout you be my 50 shades of grey and love me like you should?" I say with a smirk, he doesn't budge, I decided I was gonna keep this up but not now, I got up from the table and went on to make breakfast.
Act II
After a while, he decided to paint while listening to music, I on the other hand had other ideas, I had this long, wavy wig on my head, I put on a short, blue dress, a black pair of leather boots and red lipstick, I pass my hand through the wig and pose. "Oh Sans! I am the sexiest girl you've ever met! My body alone makes you stop what you are doing to look at me! Let's do it on a whale!" I exclaim while shaking my hips but alas, he was still painting and humming to his music, I decide to let it slide for now and went on to do other activities.
Act III
It had a box in the corner of the kitchen with pictures and memories of our friends and our wedding and such, he decided it's finally time to carry it upstairs to the attic, while he was walking up the stairs with it, I climbed on top of it so he was carrying me as well, I was still wearing the dress and such, but not the wig, I then posed with my hand over my face. "My true love doesn't see me! My life is a shame! Nobody loves me! So alone! My body isn't enought for him and now I must CRAI!" I say dramatically. "Babe, get off!" I hear him say while chuckling. "I'll make my own hate stamp and my fans will shower me with love! That'll get him to notice me!" I say dramatically, he chuckles again. "I'm serious babe, you're too heavy!" He says but managed to get up the stairs.
Act IIII
I had changed into a black long sleeved sweater with a broken heart on it, I also had on a red short pants and a black and red striped pair of long socks, I posed on the floor in front of Sans who was standing with his arms folded and looking down at me. "Why do I even bother with him?! I am so lonely! I shall go online and share all my misery and loneliness with the world! They'll understand my soul and give me pity!" I say dramatically, Sans shook his head. "I'm seeing a pattern that you want to get my attention in the most obnoxious manner possible." He said, I just kept posing.
(512 words. Ahaha! that was so fun to write, here is the comic I got it from, It was just too hilarious to not do a Sans x Reader version XD)
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