Au Sans x Reader Oneshots

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Sans x Cupid!Reader

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Okay I'm a cupid, I go from universe to universe coupling people up. I look human but I do have magic so I can defend myself but I prefer to stay hidden. At the moment, I am walking through waterfalls while checking through a book where I keep all my progress on the monsters that I got together, some are OTP but there are others that I don't really like but whatever, it's love baby! "Undyne and Alphys.. Check. Toriel and Asgore.. Check. Papyrus and Mettaton.. Check. Ooh what about Grillby- no wait, I got him back with his wife last week, uh BP? No I got him with the nice cream guy a while back. Frisk? No, they're with MK.... Why didn't I get called back? I obviously finished the job, every single monster in the underground has someone." I say while reading over my ships, over and over, while walking and reading, I heard snoring, I stopped and looked over, it was... "OMG! How could I forget?!" I yell at myself for forgetting Sans causing him to jump awake, he looks at me with a confused look. "What the-" "Hold up, I'm getting a breakthrough." I say and start pacing, cutting him off, he just stared at me. "Uh, who are you-" "SHHH! I'm thinking." I cut him off again and continue to pace for about 5 more minutes until. "AHA!" I yell out of nowhere while pointing at him, he probably thinks I'm crazy but I don't care, I'm way to into this by now to give a damn. "What are your thoughts on Fuka?" I ask. "Fuka? Grilbs' daughter? Uh, she's nice?" He replied. "Would you date her?" I ask. "No, she's like 10 years younger than me." He says. "Age is just a number, I saw a teacher dating his own student, he's 35 and she's 16." I say. "That's messed up." He says. "Love is messed up Sansy." I reply. "Wait how do you know my na-" "OKAY!" I cut him off again, maybe I can get him in a love triangle at least? I've had a few of those. "Mmmm would you kiss Papyrus romantically?" I ask. "Hell no, he's my brother." He says. "Good, cause that is disgusting. Uhh Mettaton?" "Not that toaster." He replied, I sighed. "Okay, if you had a chance, would you go out with Toriel?" I ask (Ew, hate soriel) "Tori? She's nice but she kinda just treats me like a kid." He says. "That's cause you're short, don't be offended I'm shorter than you, I know your pain. How about Flowey?" "Not that weed." He replied, I asked him his opinion on everyone in the entire underground, this guy has no romantic interest. I sigh. "You're giving me a real workout here." I say while rubbing my aching head. "Sorry?" He says in a question way, wait, I missed someone, my last hope. "The bunny lady!" I say. "Nah." He replies. "Aw why not? She's pretty, single too as she has a kid too, she's even a good cook." I say. "Not interested." He replies. "Man aren't you stubborn." I say before sinking to the ground which was in front of his stand. "Done talkin? Cool, so uh why'd you ask me all those questions?" He asked. "Obviously to find you someone but you seem to have no interest in love." I reply. "Why would you care about that?" He asks. "Cause I'm a cupid, it's what we do, why do you think everyone is pairing up so quickly." I reply. "A cupid? Wow, cool, I was kinda expecting you to carry a bow and arrows with hearts at the end." He said, I groaned. "Well no, you are wrong." I say while burying my face into my knees. "You okay there bud?" He asked. "No.. Are you like aromantic or something?" I ask. "No." He answers. "Then why is it so hard? Or you're just picky, I'm not giving up, I am not letting the laziest monster in the underground make me give up, you can't best me, hell no, I am getting you with someone." I say through my knees. "What about you?" I heard him ask. "What does that mean?" I ask. "Are you interested in anyone?" He asks. "I..." My head shoots up, way too fast may I add, causing my head to hit the front of his stand. "Ow.." I say. "Are you okay?" He asks. "Yeah I'm fine, and I don't think I have an interest, but I shuffle from place to place so fast that I don't really give myself a chance." I say. "Well maybe you need to settle down." He says. "But I'm a cupid, I don't exactly, need love. I'm happy enough-" "Watching others stare into each other's eyes while you're all alone?" He says, cutting me off, I stay silent, this guy is beating me at my own job! "I guess I can.. Take a break." I say to myself. "Great, you can stay with me and my bro, I didn't catch your name by the way." He says, oh he walked into it. "I didn't throw it yet." I say, it was quiet for a while, then I heard laughter, his laughter, he calmed down. "Oh wow, I'm gonna love havin you around." He says. "It's Y/n." I say. "Alright." He replies.

~1 year Timeskip~ (Still your pov)

I still live with the brothers, I decided to stay, I told everyone that I was the reason they got together, they actually thanked me. Ah Sans, I've actually fallen for the lazy skeleton, with his cheesy puns, his chill atmosphere, he roped me in with his charming ways. I plan on telling him today with enough encouragement from everyone else, I go to waterfall where he's at, probably sleeping, I walk straight up to his post, he actually was awake, surprisingly. "Hey Y/n, whatsup?" He asks, my face started to heat up, I was thinking about wussing out. "Uh you okay?" He asks. "I.. kpuy euh." What? Those aren't even words. I can't think straight. "Uh what was that?" He asks, looking confused, fuck it, I'm gone, I ran for it. I'm such a pussy... I started the next step of a crush, avoiding, I never stayed in the same room he was in for too long, since when was I a shy type? But I can't avoid him forever, I have to tell him somehow, aha! I'll just write a note, give him and run! I was currently at Alphys' so I grabbed a piece of paper and a pen from the area and start writing.    

~What the note says~

'Hey Sans, sorry for avoiding you, I just.. Sorry, you have no idea how fluttery you make me feel, the way you laugh contagiously, the way you talk with your deep, smooth voice, your charming looks, I caught myself staring most of the time, I'm starting to sound really cheesy right now huh. What I'm trying to say is that I love you, you managed to steal my heart. It's okay if you don't feel the same way, we can still be friends.'

~End of note~

I finish writing it and folded it and then wrote 'from: Y/n' and 'To: Sans' at the front, I am so scared right now. I take a deep breath and started looking for Sans, he wasn't hard to find, he was sleeping at his hotland post, I stare at him while trembling, he eventually wakes up and notices me. "Oh, Y/n." He says, my face heats up, I avoid eye contact while holding the letter to my chest. "Uh watcha got there? A note?" He asks, I step closer and slide the note next to him on the counter before running off, I turn my head to see the note in his hands, I run even faster, made it to waterfall, going to hide here, behind these rocks, I heard footsteps, it was Sans, damn that was fast! He stared at the area I was hiding at, there was silence, followed by a ping noise, I saw my f/c soul turn blue as I float from behind the rock to face Sans, my eyes darted all over, going everywhere except his eyesockets. "Y/n." I heard him say with a serious tone, great, I'm done for. "Y-yes Sans?" I stammer, only to fell him pull me into a hug making our lips (Shush) collide, I was shocked for awhile but kissed back, my hands nervously slid around his neck as he slid his arms around my waist, we parted after a minute. "I love you too Y/n." He said, I was overjoyed, tears started streaming down my face, he wiped it with his fingers and hugged me, I hugged back. "I was so scared that you'd never want to talk to me again." I said with a shake voice. "Who would I? I don't see a reason not to love you." He says while caressing my back. From then on, we were a couple, now no one in the underground is lonely. Not even Jerry..

(It's 12:20am, I took 2 hours to write this, wow, anyways 1530 words. Boi!)