Saturday, June 3, 2017, 10:30 PM
I feel like I'm updating this way too often and annoying people with it lmao
Oh well
Okay
So this happened
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I'M YELLING
HANDS LIKE HOUSES NOTICED ME
I CAN NOW DIE IN PEACE
*emits inhuman noises*
*screeches*
*falls down stairs*
Anyway
Moving on
I've recently become obsessed with the Mercutio/Benvolio pairing
From Romeo and Juliet
Why am I like this
What has my life become
Oh wait
What life
What is this life you speak of
But in back of the book, there's information about the book and stuff, and it said that Mercutio was usually portrayed as a homosexual
And I'm just like
EVERYTHING MAKES SO MUCH SENSE NOW
Summary of this chapter:
- I update this so-called book a lot
- Hands Like Houses noticed me
- I produced inhuman noises and fell down the stairs
- Oh, and screeched along the way
- I ship Mercutio and Benvolio
- I have no life
- Mercutio is gay confirmed
- EVERYTHING MUST BE GAY
YOU ARE READING
This is why I Shouldn't be Allowed on the Internet
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