tuesday, january 23, 2018, 10:18 PM
hey hi hello happy hannukah merry christmas happy new years and merry fuckin easter because i'm prepared
oh shit it's 2018
when tf did that happen
well onto today's topic
the funeral portrait is actual fuckin garbage
lee jennings is fuckin trash
stephen danzey is fuckin trash
and tfp is fuckin trash for tolerating their asses
yep, sounds about right
okay so chris king used to be the bassist in the funeral portrait (would it be immature of me to call them the urinal portrait?
probably)
he called out lee jennings (vocalist in tfp) for sexual harassment (three girls accused him of sexually assaulting them at various tours back in december, and now it's gone up to four)
he posted one of the victim's experiences with lee, which basically said that he tried to manipulate her into sending nudes by saying he was drunk (he wasn't) and was complaining about how hard it was to not be able to jack off while on tour (it was something along the lines of that, i might have forgotten some things)—while having a girlfriend at the time
he also made his girlfriend block the girls who accused him of sexual assault,,, with no reasoning behind it,,,
how he has a girlfriend is a fuckin mystery
chris also retweeted a girl's experience with stephen danzey (ex-guitarist in tfp):
yep stephen danzey & lee jennings are fuckin garbage
tfp's label, revival recordings, threatened to sue him over these allegations about lee
lee also got chris' twitter account got deleted, but he made a new one to get away from all the noise
get tfp out of our scene, they're fucking disgusting
okay so that's why they're pieces of trash
also, i deleted all previous mentions of tfp from previous chapters because i don't want anyone reading old chapters and supporting them
not related but i have actually become obsessed with the band lydia so that's new
new-ish, whatever
also how was your holiday?
your new years?
i spent it w/ family listening to old-ish rock music/stuff my parents like
i also forced them to play mr. doctor man by palaye royale 'n they dig it so that's cool
hey unrelated at all but what are some underrated horror/thriller movies?
i need movie recs
also music recs, what're some bands i should check out?
in other news i'm gay and non-binary and there's a slight possibility i might change my name this year so there's that
hurrah
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