Saturday, May 20, 2017, 1:32 PM
Okay so there's this band I like called My Enemies & I
Hence the chapter title reference
Okay
So I go to Twitter and tHIS IS WHAT I SEE
FUCKING HELL ZACH YOU'RE DRIVING
YOU'RE GONNA GET INTO A CAR ACCIDENT
YOU MIGHT AS WELL NAME THE BAND MY ENEMIES & I'M GONNA CRASH THE GODDAMN CAR
IT FITS
AND THAT'S NOT ALL
NOPE
YOU'RE FUCKING FACETIMING JEFF
YOU'RE GONNA KILL SOMEONE
FUCKING HELL
WHY
WHY ARE YOU FACETIMING
DO YOU WANT TO DIE
????
YOU ARE READING
This is why I Shouldn't be Allowed on the Internet
Aléatoirebeware for elliott trying too hard to be funny and tangents and their love for indie rock from the 2000's