monday, march 12, 2018, 10:58 pm
hi my name is elliott and i make bad life choices
like this book if you can even call it that
so i was reading old chapters from this and i want to fuckin slap myself in the goddamn face
why
why did i try so hard to be funny
it's so obvious that i tried too hard and it wasn't even funny
side note "wrist" and "doll" are the same word in spanish they're both "muñecas"
why do people even read this i'm so sorry
side note² i have been listening nothing but skin&earth by lights and i am in love
also the band margot & the nuclear so and so's is p gr8
paper kitten nightmare is stuck in my head bc it has multiple fuckin verses of just "meow meow meow meow meow meow"
i'm not joking half the fuckin lyrics are just meow
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was the singer fuckin high or what
i'm sorry for this
YOU ARE READING
This is why I Shouldn't be Allowed on the Internet
De Todobeware for elliott trying too hard to be funny and tangents and their love for indie rock from the 2000's
