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Trevor & Joe // Shopping

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Trevor and Joe go on a 2 in the morning grocery run because they forgot to buy, well, food to keep them (and Jakob) alive. They only have energy drinks left in the fridge, and because they're so tired, they down the rest of them. When they get to the store (Walmart maybe??) they do some shenanigans in their buzzed state and meet some weird ass people. When they get home and excitedly put everything away, their buzzes crash and they get exhausted. They fall asleep against eachother on the couch.

Enjoy :)
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Trevor's P.O.V.

"Ugh, there's nothing to eat!" I yell, gazing into the almost empty fridge. I saw some energy drink but I need sustenance.

Joe comes down the stairs and into the kitchen, probably checking to see if I'm right. "I mean, it's 2 in the morning. I don't know if anything is open." He replies, crossing his arms.

"Walmart?" I ask, raising my eyebrows. Joe sighs.

"I'm tired and you can't drive." He argued.

"Good thing there are energy drinks~" I sing, pulling two out. One for him, one for me. I hand it to him and pop mine open. I chug half of it and look to Joe, carefully sipping his.

"Okay, fine. Jakob is probably hungry too. Let's go." He says, taking the keys from the counter and a hat from the hat rack. We get in the car and he begins driving us to the nearest Walmart.

"Wow. There's not traffic." I mutter, acknowledging the empty roads.

"Huh. I wonder why." Joe replies, sarcastically. He continues driving until we reach the Walmart.

He parks and we exit the vehicle, entering the store. I get us a cart but head for the toy section. "Trevor, no!" Joe yells, chasing me as I run to that side of the store.

I find a toy gun with sound effects and start shooting Joe, the noises echoing around the store. A smile flashed across Joe's face. He grabbed a foam sword and tried to duel me. I get a wrapped up poster and attempt to fight back, only resulting in my untimely death and a fit of giggles. We return the items and run to the grocery section.

I pile some popcorn, chips, and soda in the cart and rush to another section, pulling some lunchables and meat. Joe returns with some candy and other sweets and drops them in the cart. "Think Jakob will be good?" I ask.

"Oh yeah." Joe replies. As we were rounding the corner, an older woman approached us. She was barely wearing any clothes and that was enough to make me run. But, leave it to Joe to make conversation with everyone.

"Why are you two youngins out this late?" She questions.

"Just restocking our fridge." Joe replies smiling.

"Well it's sweet you two can be out together." She beams. I look at her weird. I think Joe does too.

"Um, ma'am, uh, we- we aren't-" I try.

"Thank you ma'am, but we must be going." Joe says, rushing us out of that aisle.

"Wow that was something." I mutter.

"Oh yeah. Are you ready?" Joe asks. I nod and push the cart to the checkout lines. The cashier checks us out and we pay before exiting the store.

I load the groceries into the car as Joe takes the cart back to the return.

We load ourselves up and drive back to the house. I unload the groceries and put them in the fridge, cabinets, or pantry. As we finish putting things away, leave and walk into the living room, plopping on our comfy couch.

I yawn, tired again. Joe sits next to me. "Tired, too?" I ask. He nods, yawning.

Before I can reply, I feel his head rest on my shoulder and light snores coming from him.

I grab a blanket and wrap us in it. I rest my head on his and pass out with him.

fin.