Imagine the Bat Family....

Imagine Bruce Wayne

Imagine Bruce and a day at work...........

"Bruce, this is stupid.  I don't understand why you have to drag all of us along.  I'm 23, Dick is 27.  Heck Tim is 19, and Stephanie is 20.  We're all old enough to take care of ourselves."

Bruce groaned at his son that was talking to much, "Jason, I don't care how old you guys are, you're too irresponsible to be left at home alone." 

"You've left us alone without Alfred before." said Dick. 

Stephanie cut in, "Yeah I'm kind of with Dick and Jason on this one.  We've been at home alone before." 

"But Stephanie you can't blame Bruce for dragging us along after what happened." Tim said, closing Bruce's office door behind him. 

Stephanie sighed, "So Damian can get a little violent at home.  Doesn't mean you have to punish all of us, and drag us along.  You could've just had Damian and Tim come with you."  

"-tt- That's a pathetic excuse, Brown." Damian crossed his arms. 

Stephanie looked to Jason and Dick for support.  But neither one gave it to her. 

"I don't want to hear it from any of you.  You're all in this together." Bruce said, flipping through the papers on his desk.  "I want my eyes on you five all day long.  If one of you disappears for more than five minutes, the building goes on lock down and you loose a precious article." 

Jason rolled his eyes, "This is all your fault Demon Spawn!" 

Damian's eyes overflowed with furry, "It is not! It's Drake's! If he could just mind to his own business and not provoke me then we wouldn't be in this situation."

"That is so not true! You are the one who attacked me Damian!" Tim shouted. 

"Come here you coward, and we'll really see who started it!" Damian stood in a readied position to attack. 

Tim took a step forward prepared to fight his younger brother. 

"That's enough all three of you.  Jason, sit down a be quiet.  Tim you go in the right rear corner and Damian you go in the left rear corner.  Stephanie and Dick you are fine for now, just find something to do quietly." 

Bruce readjusted in the chair, slowly rubbing his eyes with his left hand.  It was going to be a long day. 

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"Oh my gosh! That's so funny." Dick laughed. 

Stephanie nodded, "They're so cute." 

The two laughed in unison again. 

"Jason, Tim and Damian, you can come out of your corners now, if you are prepared to apologize."  Bruce said. 

Jason crossed his arms, "Whatever." 

Bruce glared at him, "It's not 'whatever' Jason.  You fighting your siblings is becoming a problem.  You're causing unnecessary drama."

"Oh so now your blaming me for all of this?" asked Jason. 

Bruce tapped his foot on the ground, "Tim and Damian, what about you two?" 

Damian scoffed. 

"Don't be rude Damian." Bruce stated. 

"I'll apologize," Tim mumbled, "For nothing." 

Bruce slammed his hand down on his desk, causing Dick and Stephanie to look up from Dick's phone.

"THAT'S IT!" He yelled, "Dick and Stephanie, put that stupid cat video away.  That's pathetic." He turned to the three that stood before him, "And you three.  I can't believe you!" He rubbed his face, stressfully.  Grabbing all the papers off his desk he threw them at Jason, Tim and Damian.  "Quit fighting! It's annoying, I can't concentrate!"  He growled and groaned, frustrated.  "Jason, no guns for the rest of your life.   Tim, at least ten hours of sleep for the rest of your life.  And Damian, no patrolling with Dick for the next six months."

"WHAT?!" The three said in unison. 

"That's preposterous Bruce!" Jason shouted. 

"Father, I think you should rethink your solution to this problem." 

"Yeah Bruce, that's never going to work." Tim nodded in agreement with his brothers. 

Bruce crossed his arms, "Well that's the only way it's going to work." 

Crash! 

"Nice one Dick." 

Stephanie and Dick high-fived one another. 

"Dick." Bruce spun around. 

Dick smiled at Bruce, "Yes." He said mockingly. 

"What did you just throw at me?" 

"A vase." 

"Why?" 

Dick spit out a laugh, "Because you need to loosen up a little." 

"That's not going to help me loosen up!" He shouted. 

Crack!

"Stephanie!" Bruce turned and growled at Stephanie. 

Stephanie crossed her arms, "Come at me Bruce." 

Jason, Tim and Damian exchanged looks and smirked at one another. 

"Are you guys thinking what I'm thinking?" Jason asked. 

Tim and Damian nodded. 

BONUS SCENE

Alfred dropped the brown paper bag in his hand. 

"Master Bruce!" He scolded, "I cannot believe you!" 

"They started it." He pointed at Stephanie and Dick. 

Bruce's office was a mess, glass was everywhere, and his desk was in several pieces on the floor.  The TV was on the ground beside the broken legs off the chairs. 

"What? Technically it was Jason, Tim and Damian who started it." Dick said proudly.  Stephanie nodded in agreement with him. 

"I don't care who started it Master Dick, I'm going to end it." 

A huge thanks to Nightwing01 for suggesting this.