My Random Fire Emblem things!

Thabes Labyrinth in 10 Words

(Not mine. Can be found on FE Amino by Memeakete Jerti but just wanted to share this.)

Floor 1: Those brigands are too powerful! Stop please! Not okay!

Floor 2: I saw a Cantor. It's turn seventy-five now.

Floor 3: So, terrors. Easy. Nevermind, a bonewalker critted my squishy mage.

Floor 4: This is actually pretty easy. DeathGargoyles suck, but I'm alive.

Floor 5: What! Why is there a mini boss in here! Dragons stahp!

Floor 6: Wow, things just got spooky WAIT WHAT! Villagers are evil!

Floor 7: Okay, easy terrors. Me like that. OH GOD THEY'RE BACK!

Floor 8: They've upgraded! Why! Masks stop please! Just run away!

Floor 9: Did they really! They ganked me! I just got ganked!

Floor 10: You have got to be sh*tting me. It's actually him.