bittybones book 2 (FINISHED)

Chapter 3

Chapter 3 : Podcast

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P : Does the red flashing light mean that it's working?

J : Yeah try saying something

P : Testing, testing 1,2,3

*Cut scene*

J : Hi guys it's Jordie so this is our couple's Q&A podcast thingy

P : wow thingy really?

J : Well you got a better idea. Okay so we choose some questions from you guys and I'm sure this will be fun.

P : better be

J : Anyway Zealous Harmony asks Why is Jordie such a whore

Both of them laugh

J : well this has gotten off to good start so why am I such a whore pap

P : The reason Jordie's a whore is because I just randomly yelled it

J : Okay the story behind that stupid phrase is because we were traveling and I was recording at a wonderful beach then out of no where pap yelled YOU'RE SUCH A WHORE. But he told me it was based off of "your Mother's a whore" from family guy

P : Yeah it was and seeing her face when I said that was hilarious, though she really isn't a whore you guys know that.

J : Alright next questions says-

P: I want to read one to babe

J : jeez alright triggered

P : Aries my good friend asks How do you get on with your life happily when someone brings you down so much that you have suicidal thoughts?

J : Oh this ones real serious

P : it is might need our serious goggles

Jordie giggles and says : Then we couldn't see

J : I did use to have suicidal thoughts after I was saved from that evil scientist. I just didn't feel like living anymore and sometimes I still do but knowing that papy and my bitties will always be there for me and love it helps me knowing that they love me and want me to be happy.

P : And being the one who did try to kill himself Jordie is like my rock she helps me physically and mentally with how much she cares for me and the bitties I always tell her she's my kitten sweet and gentle for just wanting me to have a good life.

J : AW~ Love you to. Well this should be fun to say Toadat D'oh-town says who was the first to know about your relationship?

P : I'd have to say it was Ace because he knew I did have feelings for you when we first met and of course got us together at the park.

J : For me it would be my friend Lexi who saw us hanging out together and she said to me "you seem happier who's the new guy" *laughs* she just knew I think it was a friend's instinct

P : Justin Oliver asks you two living together? What about the bitties happy to hear you two just laughing love you guys big fan. *Chuckles* Yes we are living together but the reason why I'm laughing is because of the bitties part they are adjusting quite humorlessly

J : especially brass

P : that bitty is such a a$$hole he just does what ever the Frick he wants and doesn't care what he says or what he does

J : Yeah brass is like F the police. He goes around and talks bad about pap and sometimes destroys things that belongs to pap he's just a little pill. But he does let me or pap carry him sometimes mostly it's me but it is nice to know he's warming up to pap.