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3:42 am

on a wednesday

imessage convo between gwendolyn and phoenix

gwen 🌝:

GUESS WHO JUST MADE A TINDER

THIS GIRL

birdperson 🐦🔥:

fuck off

it's too early for this shit

gwen 🌝:

shit sorry

i forgot people actually sleep

✦

10:37 am

that same wednesday

imessage groupchat between cordelia, sawyer, and veronica

cora 🌚 named the conversation "tinder's fucking hilarious"

soy sauce 🍣🍱:

is this the part where we start getting

updates on ur love life

also bless up for the new gc name

cora 🌚:

eh kinda?

this is more just me telling u guys the funny shit i've read/seen

sawyer u realize u could have just renamed it urself right?

soy sauce 🍣🍱:

... oh yeah i forgot 

vero 🌻:

i'm still sad u changed ur original bio

soy sauce 🍣🍱:

wait what was ur original bio??

cora 🌚:

"I only made this bc my friend said she would give me a chicken nugget.

I'm still waiting for that chicken nugget 😔"

soy sauce 🍣🍱:

and what's ur new one??

vero 🌻:

boring that's what it is

cora 🌚:

"I'm just here to pass time and read ppl's bios

So if I swiped right it's bc I either:

thought you were cute, ur bio or pics made me laugh,

or it's all three ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"

soy sauce 🍣🍱: