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8:04 am

on a monday

twitter

cordeliaibarra: when u get the day off from work so you have the whole day to chill and binge watch it's always sunny in philadelphia and rick and morty 🙏🏽

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veronicaoza: @cordeliaibarra or you could spend that time swiping on tinder

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cordeliaibarra: @veronicaoza 🤔 hmmm maybe later

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veronicaoza: @cordeliaibarra why must you be so difficult??

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cordeliaibarra: @veronicaoza ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

mawyersiller: i feel like harry styles would be one of those white ppl who names his kid kale

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mawyersiller: @harry_styles pls don't name ur future kid kale

gwenfilippi: "that's why her hair is so big it's full of secrets" 😉

345.2k rts || 634k likes

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username1: @gwenfilippi BITCH WHAT DIS MEAN

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username2: @gwenfilippi HI MOM

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username3: @gwenfilippi hi gwen! can you pls follow me 145x

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username4: @gwenfilippi ARE YOU FINALLY GONNA BE ON A MAGAZINE COVER??

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tabloid: @gwenfilippi 👀🤔

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username5: @gwenfilippi @nixwoods PHOENIX GIVES US A HINT

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nixwoods: @username5 i mean i could... but why would i want to?


nixwoods: *to the tune of secret by the pierces* got a secret, can i keep it? 

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username1: @nixwoods FUCK NOT U TOO 

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username2: @nixwoods swear this one you'll save, better lock it in your pocket, smth smth don't kno the rest

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username3: @nixwoods WHY Y'ALL GOTTA TEASE US LIKE THIS

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nixwoods: @username3 bc it's fun lmao

11:16 pm

that same monday

Cordelia had been on tinder for the past two hours, laughing to herself as she looked through all the tinder bios and pictures. At first Cora thought tinder was honestly boring as hell but now it's one of her favorite pass times, especially late at night before she falls asleep.

Cora was about to close the app and go to sleep till one particular profile caught her eye.

Swipe!

Swipe!

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