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7:13 am

on a tuesday

tinder conversation between cordelia and gwendolyn

cora || gwen

good morning cutie 😊

good morning to u too lia 😊

lia huh

yup lia

does anyone else call u that?

nope!

okay good bc i wanna be the only one who calls u that

sounds good to me winnie

i still am the only one who calls u winnie right?

yup!

so what are your plans for today?

not much, just work

wbu??

we always talk about my job but we never talk about yours

what do you do?

ooh work

better serve those customers hella good

and i'm probably just gonna stay in bed and just be a bum all day lmao

oh i'm an assistant makeup artist

r u trying to say i give terrible customer service? 

being a bum all day is always a good plan tbh

and ooh that's super cool! like on sets and stuff like that?

...

yeah 

lol jk 

if i was a customer at ur place i would specifically request to be served by u

mainly bc i would just wanna stare at u every time u came to my table 😏

yup! it's pretty fun

normally i would be creeped out by a comment like that but bc it's u i'm actually flattered

hey i've been meaning to ask u this for awhile now but do u have any social media i can follow/add you on???

or like can i actually get your phone number?

??

winnie?

u there?

hellllooooo??

oh shit sorry 

i'm still here!

but no sorry i don't have any social media