CATFISH {DISCONTINUED}

019

3:46 pm

on a sunday

imessage convo between cordelia and gwendolyn

lia 😍🔥:

hey this is nev from the mtv show catfish, do you have a minute to chat?

winnie not cooper 😊🌺:

lol whut?

i don't recall giving nev my number and i highly doubt that this is really nev

but if it is...

whaddup boi!!! u and max have the best bromance ever

lia 😍🔥:

okay fine

 it isn't nev

winnie not cooper 😊🌺:

lmao obviously

are you like having a catfish marathon or something??

lia 😍🔥:

nope

winnie not cooper 😊🌺:

oh so you're calling me a catfish?

lia 😍🔥:

yeah that's exactly what i'm doing

winnie not cooper 😊🌺:

??????

and how exactly am i catfish?

lia 😍🔥:

well one of my friends came over yesterday and he was telling me how "you" were a model and an actress

he even showed me a verified instagram page filled with pictures that look exactly like you

and i was like there's no way this is true

gwen wouldn't lie to me

winnie not cooper 😊🌺:

well your friend's wrong 

like i said to you before lia, i don't have any social media pages

doppelgängers exist that's probably who he saw

lia 😍🔥:

yeah a doppelgänger had the same exact pictures on their instagram that you used for your tinder profile okay yeah sure totally makes sense

winnie not cooper 😊🌺:

it totally is!

what have i done to make you doubt me?

lia 😍🔥:

well 

i mean you have consistently have either stood me up on our dates or you make up excuses whenever i want to plan a date for us

you refuse to facetime or skype me

so i mean i think that's enough to put some doubt into my mind that you're not actually who you say you are

winnie not cooper 😊🌺:

well what do you want me to do to prove that i'm actually me?

lia 😍🔥:

let's actually go on a date

a date where you actually show up

a date where you don't make up excuses to why you can't go

winnie not cooper 😊🌺:

okay fine

when and where?

lia 😍🔥:

this friday night at 8pm at the griffith observatory

winnie not cooper 😊🌺:

okay i'll be there

lia 😍🔥:

you better because if you're not i'm done with whatever this is between is

{READ 4:28 pm}

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a/n: talk about yike lmao. hope you guys liked this, let me know what your predictions are for the next update!