#0 Joker/ Honeymoon

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The description says it all!

Joker and Harley have finally settled in together, but doubt still clouds their crazy minds.

Questions are raised that they have never thought of before.

The struggle between normal and insanity becomes unbearable as they wonder if it is a good idea to bring a child into their mad world.

But all it takes is one event to change everything...

Heya guys! So...ye...I'm extremely sorry for last time, I tried to make a sequel to Madhouse but as I started 'this book' I didn't have any ideas for it and so I decided to delete it. However, now I have a clear image of what I want this book to be about and I hope you'll have a blast reading this sequel. If you're new here it's not obligatory to read the previous book...but if you'd really want to I'd really appreciate it. <3 The previous book was from Harley's point of view but this one will be from Mistah J's! I decided to do that so it was a present for ya'll ;p Let's stop clowning around and....

Oops one more thing there will be swearing, a bit of smut and violence blah blah blah, I think you get the picture, if you're triggered by those things do not proceed to read this book however it's your own choice xxx

May the Game begin....


"Hold tight!"

I rocketed through a red light at the intersection of South and Main. Batman was finally off our hood, flying mid air backwards into some other cars.

My smile exceeded as I watched the sparkle in Harley's ocean eyes glisten.

We were back in Gotham.

A semi-truck nearly blindsided me and I had cursed under my breath hearing her sweet laughter ricochet off the inside of our car walls. There was no time to think about that. My eyes travelled to the rearview mirror only to find the bat-mobile and the cops nipping at our heels as I weaved in and out of traffic.

"Puddin' careful!" Her high pitched voice shouted and I became more apparent of our surroundings.

Pedestrians on the sidewalk melded into blurs as we jetted past, and the reflection of moonlight on parked cars turned into a hazy white streak. I narrowly avoided clipping an SUV's side view mirror as I pivoted and turned blindly onto a street. I checked the mirror. The flashing red and blue lights were still hot on our tail.

"Would a sudden turn inta one-way street shake the police?" Harley asked breathing heavily

Silly baby, that might as well work!

"It's worth a shot." I made a hard right onto Dark Ave.

"Have we lost them?" Harley feared, a higher pitch in her voice giving her away.

"Hehe..." I said looking behind, ignoring her. The cops were within spitting distance, so I gunned it down the alley. Eking every bit of horsepower out of the car. We exploded into a busy street corner. We swiveled around. The cops didn't see us. They drove right past. We were safe. "Answered your question Harls?" I giggled turning to face her.

She nodded her curls bouncing as she did so. My eyes settled on her, I wasn't able to take my gaze away.

Harley wasn't beautiful in the classical way, no flowing golden curls like before or ivory skin; no piercing eyes of green like mine. She was shorter than average and a little larger than a catwalk model, but in her ordinariness she was stunning.

Something radiated from within that rendered her irresistible to everyone...including me.

The way her long lashes framed her eyes when she captured a target turning them into stone and the way her full lips would curl into a mischievous grin every time she did so, just like right now. It was inevitable and certain that once I looked at her, I couldn't look away. Harley kept me still and held my beating heart with one gaze, feeding off of me. She was a succubus, beautiful and dangerous.

"Baby, you know I hate it when you do that." I smirked

"That's exactly why I do it." She winked and slowly began to lean in.

Stupid. Stupid. Stupid.

Tilting my head, I looked at her. A frown appearing on her face as I turned my face so that her lips met my cheek.

Damn it!

I spun to face her. Breathing in sharply and kissed her delicately, my arms encircling her waist drawing her in, my lips hungry for hers. She responded with the same tenderness and opened her mouth in obedience. What a good baby.

I'd never admit it aloud but she is my everything, and now that we tied the knot she was my priority. Strange what a certain person can do to you. Isn't it?

Her eyes were closed and I opened mine to break the kiss and make sure that there was no-one who had found us. Our moment of intimacy only lasted seconds as my eyes met a pair of dark ones. My foot automatically forced itself onto the gas pedal. As I ran over a police man the car derailing onto the pavement causing it to trample various pedestrians.

My eyes widened and I gave out a forced giggle as I realized that tonight was the football final.

The supporters were all crammed in groups and kids were running around freely with a ball in between their feet.

Harley had noticed too and I felt her furiously tug my arm. Her squealing told me that she wasn't pleased about me running over all of the people here. I smiled as she took the stirring wheel and made a hard left that sent the car back onto the road. Unluckily, a little boy had ran onto the road after his ball clearly unaware of the situation that was unfolding right before his nose.

The tears in her eyes said it all.

I crashed the car into the wall, squishing the little squirm. Groaning I got out of the car not bothering to open the door for her. "If we spend our honeymoon in Arkham I'll be less than pleased." I spat at her.

Clenching my fists I made my way towards her ready to release all of my anger.

Rage clouded my mind but as my eyes landed on her broken state I snapped out of it. I the magnificent Joker, solemnly swear to not hit or abuse Harleen Quinzel in any given situation till the day I die. "Damnit Harley Quinn!" I mumbled under my breath. Slowly, I walked over to her wrapping my arms around her fragile body.

Police had begun surround us but I didn't give a single fuck.

She sobbed into my chest unceasingly, hands clutching my jacket. I held her in silence, rocking her slowly as her tears soaked my chest. A tiny lapse let her pull away, blinking lashes heavy with tears, before she collapsed again, her howls of misery worsening. Her pain must have come in waves, minutes of sobbing broken apart by short pauses for recovering breaths, before hurling her back into the outstretched arms of her grief. "You'll be the death of me." I whispered

She wasn't yet over the loss of our unborn chil-, and seeing another one die must of set her off.

"Shh baby." I kissed her forehead and looked around at everyone who was enjoying the show.

The guns nearly poking us made me grin, I reached into my jacket hearing clicking sounds. They were ready to shoot. With one hand still wrapped around Harley I cleared my throat "Boys, boys, boys no need to worry I'm jut getting a napkin for my lady, capisce?"

When I waved the napkin in front of their eyes they lowered their guns but stayed on guard.

Rubbing soothing circles with my thumb on her shoulder made her calm down little by little. "How about a magic trick?" I handed the napkin to Harley catching her gaze just for a split second.

She knew exactly what to do.

A/n

I know this is a short chapter BUT it's just the beginning and I really hope you all are intrigued and ready for some action! And the general craziness that Joker and Harley bring <3 <3

Have a lovely day/evening/night

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