"Oh." She swallowed.
"Baby that's not what I-"
"Then what the fuck did you mean!" She screamed plunging her sharp nails into my chest. I felt my ears getting hot.
I sneered at her and then laughed only adding fuel to the wrath. She drew out some of my blood as her nails exited my pale flesh. The contract never said that she couldn't hurt me.
"You think it's funny?" Harley snapped.
I glared at her, hatred filling my body. "You are an extremely stupid girl. Aren't you?"
Our heated quarrel continued even-though I didn't want it to. It was definitely going to be a war of words and who could hurt the other one worse since I couldn't physically abuse her. By the end of this early morning both of us would be at each others throats like savage hungry dogs fighting over dominance.
"Ya festerin' dribbles of ferret excrement."
I couldn't help but chuckle at her childish insult but it just fueled her burning anger.
"Ya gormless mountain gorilla!" With her constant insults came the beating of her tiny fists on my broad chest. It amused me so much that I just watched the scene unroll by itself.
"Harley-girl, you want a child when you act like one yourself."
"I do not act like one!" She pouted straddling me.
My brows raised giving her the look I reserved for her when she was being especially stupid. "Right and that's why you're straddling me and trying to convince me otherwise." my hands folded behind my head so that our faces were inches away from one another.
"Stop it!" She squealed
"Stop what pooh?" I plastered a confused expression on my face to catch her off guard.
"That look of yours!"
"What look of mine?"
She bit her lip, trying not to give into the temptation of kissing me. Still I kept my act tilting my head to the side observing her breaths become short and un-calculated. I leaned my head closer to hers, my mouth next to her ear. "You know who always wins the fight baby." Her eyes widened and in a split of a second I had reversed our positions. She was a hot mess below me and my lips grazed hers to add to her fuel, now that she couldn't get out of my grasp. "I thought you knew better Harleen."
"W-why my full name?" She stuttered.
I have never used her real name unless something serious was going on. "W-why..." I mocked her.
"Stop it! Yer doin' it again ya asshole!"
"Doing what?" My grasp on her arms tightened and she squirmed under me, "tell me sweets."
"Making me apologize fer what isn't my fault." She closed her eyes as if to relish our inmate moment.
"I'd never." I said mocking hurt
"J-just kiss me." all it took was three magic words. just kiss me.
The slap was loud as a clap and stung my face. Somehow she had torn her right hand from my tight grip, and her open-handed smack had probably left a red welt behind. She had caught me off guard. I could feel a small cut just below my eye where her ring had caught me. "Bitch." I spat
Clutching my face allowed her to move out from under me "Ya gotta stop underestimatin' me and being such a piece of green haired shit."
"Harleen you're so stupid, oh so stupid." I was still on the bed while she stood triumphantly on the ground, both of her hands at her sides. "I thought your medical degree would help."
"Shut up."
"You haven't realized have you?"
"Realized what?" She calmed down visibly
"Can't blame you there kid, you're still sore from that night."
All of a sudden she snapped out of her angry state "I-I'm so sorry p-puddin' I-I didn't mean ta hurt ya..." I had gotten up and strolled over to her wrapping my hands around her tiny body and kissed the top of her head.
"It's alright pooh, besides you slapped some sense into me."
She looked at my cut and her tiny fingers reached to touch it, I flinched but allowed her to. A light kiss below my eye allowed the both of us to relax and settle down.
Sunlight filled the sky, pure scattered light, it's hue ambitiously illuminated our room perfectly. "No time for sleep huh Mistah J?"
I shook my head "We have a heist to complete and if it goes well, we'll be forever a happy family."
She had made her way towards the bathroom to get all dressed up and ready. I had walked over to the bed side table and took a tissue to wipe away the blood from my chest and cheek. The next half an hour consisted of me putting on my infamous purple suit and adjusting the acid flower including fixing my messy hair and touching up bits of my makeup to cover up the cuts and the bags under my eyes. When finally I was finished Harley was no where near, I sighed, she was still in the bathroom.
"Harls!" I called
Her head had peeked through the bathroom door "Yes J?"
"About the child-"
"I know puddin', I know sweetheart." She chirped and skipped towards me, "It's ok...I get it."
Her blue eyes shone with something magical my hands somehow finding their way to rest on her hips. She smiled displaying her white teeth but I could tell that she was unhappy. "You don't fool me Mrs Joker."
She exhaled loudly bitting her bottom lip.
She had moved out of my grip and began to walk back to the bathroom swaying her hips, still the perky self she always was. No wonder I loved her so much.
"Hey Harley-girl!" I called again and she turned around holding the handle to the bathroom.
"Yes?"
"You on birth control?"
She shook her head and entered into the bathroom. This time it was my turn to smile.
A/n
Sorry for such a short chapter guys, I promise the next one will be longer! Anyways tell me what you think? Harley is acting more like the joker here than the joker is acting like the joker (sounds confusing but oh well) :) I love hearing your opinions; comment vote and share - it gets interesting from here ;p
Have a lovely day/evening/night puddins'
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Fanfiction[COMPLETED] [NEW 52] [BOOK2] Joker and Harley have finally settled in together, but doubt still clouds their crazy minds. Questions are raised that they have never thought of before. The struggle between normal and insanity becomes unbearable as t...
