ME: LOKI!
LOKI: Yes, Kata?
ME: I have some new friends! Meet Fili, Kili, and Thorin!
FILI: Fili,
KILI: And Kili,
BOTH: At your service!
THORIN: *plops down grumpily* That's King Thorin to you, girl.
LOKI: *defensive* Don't talk to her that way! And you're no more of a king than my toe is a head!
FILI: You probably shouldn't have gone there....
KILI: Really, it's true...
THORIN: Listen You! I am the king under the mountain!
LOKI: Well, I am the rightful King of Asgard! KNEEL BEFORE ME.
THORIN: I am king under the Mountain, no!
LOKI: I am rightful king of Asgard, dwarf!
ARAGORN: *runs in* *backhands Thorin* Hey, you! Show some respect! Imma slap you in the face again if you don't learn! I'm the King of Gondor!
*Arguing ensues, me looking helplessly on*
Thranduil: *walks in* People, people! I know you are arguing over my magesticness, but let me say three things. A, I am King of Mirkwood! B, I am the Party King! C, I am the king of Mirkwood and PAAAAARRRRTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ARAGORN: Shut up, you're just the elf king.
THORIN: Yeah, you aren't even likeable.
LOKI: Get out, fair mortal.
THRANDUIL: *sniff* LEGOLAS! THEY ARE BEING MEAN TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LEGOLAS: *walks in* WHAT THE HELL YOU GUYS! LOKI I HATE YOU FOR STEALING KATA AND THORIN I HAVE NEVER LIKED YOU. ARAGORN, SERIOUSLY??????
ARAGORN: *looks down ashamed*
LOKI: *looks at me ashamed*
THORIN: *grumpy cat face* meh...
LEGOLAS: Thorin! Your stubborness PISSES me off!
THORIN: Watcha gonna do, pretty boy?
LEGOLAS: Oh, I don't know. How about shoot an arrow through your eye?
THORIN: *squeak* okay... Sorry!
LIV: *walks in* There. Now everybody say sorry.
ARAGORN: …sorry...
LOKI: sorry... to you too Kata
LIV: There. All settled.
ME: Goodbye! I need to seperate these guys before they start talking about treasure...
LOKI: I have the Casket of Ancient Winters.
THORIN: Well, I got the Arkenstone!
ARAGORN: *mumbles over my hand* hmmm hmm hm
ME: GOODBYE!!!!!!!!!!
Hello, my beloved readers! Sorry it took me a while to update! I have been so busy with exams and other crap... Hope you all enjoyed this chapter!
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Convos With Loki
FanfictionA bunch of random convos with our Favorite Super Villain