Translators: NancyChen3 & Beloved_Sienna
Editors: Sae & Jowly
Proofreader: _baw74
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When Gu Hai returned a minute later, Bai Luo Yin's intoxicated eyes blazed towards him and the things that he was holding. He was instantly struck speechless.
Bai Luo Yin truly thought that Gu Hai would bring out a fancy vibrator, scented aphrodisiac, or something of that nature. Instead, what he brought out are two sets of clothes, which he was holding tightly in his hands. He swayed them back and forth as he walked over. The thing is, it would have made more sense if the clothes were see-through or had openwork designs. But they weren't. Instead, these fucking clothes were the kind that covered and hugged the body tightly!
With eyes that beamed brightly as if he was presenting a precious treasure, Gu Hai shook the clothes out in front of Bai Luo Yin.
After a closer look, Bai Luo Yin saw that what Gu Hai was holding were: actually a 1960s' military uniform with the cotton cuffs folded over, exposing the inner design, and; a red cotton-padded jacket made from the same era. On the surface, were two brightly colored peonies in full bloom embroidered beautifully on it, emitting a strong smell of one's native land.
Drunk as he was, Bai Luo Yin's innate intelligence--IQ--remained unfaltering.
This time around, he was not going to be easily fooled! Giving gu Hai another quick glance, he swiftly grabbed both of Gu Hai's ears and firmly yanked them back. All the while, he wore an expression that warned the other, he'll be fighting against this fool's scheme even if his life depended on it.
"Have you ever seen anyone using a military uniform and a cotton-padded jacket with flowers on it as a sex toy before?!!"
FUCK! No wonder he couldn't find anything. The "sex toy" was actually in front of his eyes the entire time. It's just that he didn't know what it was. At that time, he had mistaken it as the landlord's grandmother's dowry that was left here!
Noticing the sour look on Bai Luo Yin's unimpressed face, Gu Hai hastily rescued his own ears, rubbing at them to relieve the lingering pain. Soon after he explained, "These are for the roleplay."
"Roleplay?" Bai Luo Yin's agog eyes narrowed slightly and swept towards Gu Hai, questioning him, "What role are we playing?"
"I'll..." Gu Hai pointed at himself, "Act as the village chief!"
"You...." As if contemplating, Gu Hai paused for a moment.
Quite curious, Bai Luo Yin waited earnestly.
"You'll act as a spineless coward man's wife!"
Bai Luo Yin's hand flew towards him, but before he could anything, Gu Hai had already protected his own ears from being assaulted by those tenacious fingers.
"Why the hell do I have to act as a spineless coward man's wife? Why don't you act that role?"
"Shhh! Don't argue with me!" Gu Hai sternly held his index finger close to his lips as a secretive expression eases onto his face. "Just to tell you, this jacket is too small for me. My shoulders are too broad to fit in so I can't wear it."
"Do you think I'm stupid?" Bai Luo Yin scoffed as his brows rose, "All our clothes are the same size!"
"If you don't believe me, then I'll wear it to show you!"
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