South Park Kyman - University AU

Secret admirer

Kyle was trying to survive history class, not because he hates history, but because Cartman was sitting next to him, doing weird drawings on his notebook, how did this guy got the chance to get here ? Butters was sitting next to Cartman, the chubby boy gave him a paper.

"-Give that to Kahl.

-What, but Eric, Kyle is on the other side-

-This is a part of my plan god dammit just give to the person behind you so they will give to their neighbor and finally to Kahl !

-Oh, OK !"

So Butters took the paper, gave it to the person behind you and it moved in the class until it arrives to Kyle's desk.

What's that ? A message ? The ginger opened it and a light pink blush appeared on his cheeks

'I think you're cute, how about we meet after school ?'

Kyle has been in this school since a day and he already got a lover, but who could it be though ? What if it was not a girl ? To be honest Kyle didn't really cared, he discovered he was bi a year ago now, it was a bit hard to tell his parents about that, but when he did they were proud of him, he was relieved about that.

But moving on that, Kyle was kinda happy to know someone thought he was cute, he smiled during the rest of the hour. Cartman was smiling as well knowing Kyle fall into his little thing. He couldn't wait to see Kyle's reaction when he'll discover his secret admirer is him.

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After school,  Kyle went behind the school, that's where his secret admirer told him to come.

'I'll be waiting under the sakura tree, it's a really pretty tree, like you'

A sakura tree, Kyle was feeling like he was in some kind of manga or something, but he has to admit sakura trees were really pretty 'like you'  Kyle blushed when he remember that, he hasn't met that person yet but he was feeling like he found the love of his life.

Kyle froze for a moment when he saw the fatass waiting under the tree.

"-...What are you doing here Fatass ?

-Kahl, that's not how we greet his secret admirer !

-My secret adm- WAIT WHAT ?!!

-Hehe, you're really cute and pretty like that sakura tree~"

Kyle grabbed Cartman by his shirt and punched him in the face.

"-You fucking asshole ! Are you serious playing that joke with me ?!

-It's... not a joke."

The smallest tried to understand, not a joke ? Does that mean he... Kyle's cheeks went pink and he punched Cartman again.

"-Shut up ! Just shut up !"

Cartman grabbed Kyle's arms and pushed him against the tree, their faces were really close, the redhead couldn't move, Cartman was really strong, and tall, it was intimidating.

"-Hehe, you look weak, it amuse me~

-Fuck you..."

The tallest chuckled, Kyle was looking so flustered it was almost driving him crazy.

"-I wanted to ask you a question Kahl... Have you ever kissed someone before ?

-I... I didn't but that's none of your busi-"

Cartman pressed his lips against Kyle's, his eyes were wide open, he was struggling, trying to get his arms out. But he was stuck he couldn't do anything, his attitude was making Cartman smile so much, after a minute he finally got apart of the ginger boy, smirking at him.

"-I swear to god when you'll let me go I'm gonna kill you.

-And if I don't want to~? You should thank me for being your first kiss.

-Thanking you ?! Even if you were the last person on the earth I would never kiss you or anything else ! I hate you ! I hate you with all my heart ! I would prefer drinking the water of the toilets than kissing you ! I would prefer being friend with a 'no-life' than being your friend ! Now leave me alone !!"

A big silence lasted a few minutes, until Cartman finally released Kyle's arms, and went away without saying anything.

Kyle was very confused actually, usually Cartman would have get angry against him or teasing him even more, but this time he didn't do anything, he just, went away without a word. Did Kyle got too rough with him ? Naaaaah, it was Cartman, he'll get over it already.

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It was night time, Kyle went to his after getting a shower. He discovered Butters was lain in his bed.

"-Um, Butters, aren't supposed to sleep in the closet ?

-Oh Kyle ! Eric told me you were okay to sleep in the closet tonight ! That's very nice of you !"

Wait, he never said that. What did Fatass do again ? He was lain in his bed, playing on his phone, saying nothing, just looked at Kyle for a few seconds, then getting back to his phone. Tch fine. He doesn't sleeping in the closet anyway.

But, it wasn't really cool, it was narrow, he could barely move Inside, and it was very dark with the doors closed. Kyle started panicking and breathing hard, after a few seconds he got out of the closet sweating and shaking a bit.

"-Oh, you're not getting used to the closet are you ?

-B-Butters... how can you sleep like that ?

-I don't mind tight spaces, but Kyle, why did you let me your bed if you can't stay in the closet more than 2 minutes ?

-I didn't, it was Fatass' idea, he told you that without my agreement.

-Oh gee, what did you do to him ?!"

Kyle was staring at Butters, what did HE do to HIM ?! It was more like what did that fatass do to him.

"-Butters, listen, Cartman got me very angry today, he told me he got feelings for me and I know it's wr-

-So he finally confessed ?!

-What ? What do you mean he...

-Oh sorry Kyle he probably gonna kill me about that but... Eric do have feelings for you, he was so scared that you would reject him that he never confessed it, until today apparently, and seeing how you reacted probably broke his heart and-

-Butters.

-Yes ?

-We're talking about Cartman right ?

-Well yes.

-And you trust him when he says he has a crush on me ?

-Well... yes."

Kyle tried to hold back his laughter, Butters was glaring at him to the fact Kyle was taking that with amusement.

"Well you know what Kyle ? Go sleep in your stupid closet !"

He went back to his bed, Kyle was surprised of Butters' reaction, fine ! He didn't need that bed anyway !

Well, it wasn't funny sitting against a wall waiting for the night to pass, the closet was really unbearable. "Eric do have feelings for you..."  Was Butters telling the truth ? But why would that fat boy have feelings for him ? That's stupid...

He was looking over Cartman, he was sleeping like a baby, but... something was weird, he had some tears in his eyes, is it... because of Kyle ?

"... Fine, you should be happy I'm a nice person Fatass."

He lain in Cartman's bed, there was enough space for another person, and Kyle was pretty skinny so he was fitting in it, he didn't know what he was doing, maybe he just wanted a bed to sleep in, because Butters would probably have kicked him out of his, and Cartman was already asleep so... so why is he doing it ? Is he feeling sad about him ?

"...Don't profit too much, that's just for this night."

He fell asleep quickly.