South Park Kyman - University AU

Fucking monster

Watch out ! This chapter contains sexual themes !

"And so, he touched my dick and I freaked out, that goddamn fatass !"

Kyle was locked in the bathroom, he was talking with Stan on his phone that he took before living the room.

"-Woah dude that sucks, but... don't you think you searched it a bit ?

-What ?! Why would I ask Cartman to touch me huh ?!

-Dude, you slept with him.

-It's not the same thing ! I did it because the closet was scary !

-If that was the case, you would have slept with Butters.

-Hmpf ! Good fucking bye."

He hung up, he was pissed at his pissed at his best friend, how dare he says that Kyle slept with Cartman on purpose ? He would never do that, he just wanted to sleep. Nothing else.

After an hour, and because someone was knocking on the door, Kyle got out of the bathroom and went back to his room, but first, he checked if Cartman was here, he wasn't, great so he could get dressed without that fatass looking or peeking.

But talking about the devil, Cartman got back in the room, the skinny boy, who was now shirtless, saw the chubby, totally naked, with only a towel to cover his thighs.

"-Fucking heck Cartman ! Get dressed already !!

-Calm down Jew, I just got out of the shower there's no urge.

-Ugh, well then go do that somewhere else, I don't wanna see your fucking dick."

Cartman chuckled "Why ? Are you scared it is bigger than yours ?"

Kyle felt his cheeks getting red, he made a face that was indescribable, a mix of disgust and anger, then he start to laugh.

"-Ha ha, bigger than mine ? It was so small in grade school how could it grow so fast ?

-You don't believe me, uh ?

-Oh come on, I'm pretty sure your dick is- A FUCKING MONSTER"

Cartman unleashed his towel to show to Kyle a dick that was like, very big. The Ginger boy covered his eyes, his face was bright red.

"-F-For fuck's sake, put that thing out !

-Not before you admit it is bigger than yours~

-Never !

-Well then..."

Cartman got closer to Kyle, still naked, the smallest tried to push him away, but instead his wrists got caught by Cartman's hands, pushing him on the wall, damn this boy is really strong.

"-So~?

-I-I won't say it..."

Their bodies got really close, Kyle started to freak out when Cartman's 'everything' touched Kyle's, which was still in hidden in his shorts.

"-Please... stop that.

-Say it... Or else-

-You can go fuck yourself."

Kyle let out a whimper when he felt the Fatass rubbing slowly his crotch against his. Cartman could stop laughing, looking at how weak Kyle was at this moment.

The ginger was begging for him to stop, but if he wouldn't until Kyle says the words he wanted to hear.

"-How dirty you are Kahl, you prefer letting me do nasty things to you than admitting that you are wrong.

-I would prefer sucking your balls than saying you have a big dick-"

Cartman looked at Kyle with a bit of surprise, the smallest realized the big mistaked he did, Cartman's smirk got bigger.

"-Cartman don-

-What are you waiting then ? Suck them !"

He grabed the Kyle's red hair and pushed him down, facing his 'oh-so-big-dick'

"-Please, let me go...

-Either you admit you were wrong, or you suck."

Kyle gulped, was he really gonna do that just to not admit he was wrong ? Well he was saved just in time when a blonde boy shirtless entered the room, Butters.

"Eric, can you grab me a- shirt..."

Kyle's face was definitely bright red, but thanks to Butters he was free from Cartman, who went to the closet to give a shirt to the blonde.

"Thank you Eric, oh and, have fun with Kyle !"

No, Butters come back ! Fuck... Kyle was facing Cartman again, his looks was filled with worryness. Cartman looked at him a few seconds, but he went back to the closet, taking a pair of pants and a shirt. Kyle was looking at him with confusion.

"-W-Wait so you're gonna make me do anything ?

-Why ? You want me to~?

-No !"

Kyle took his towel and went out of the room again, but before living he said.

"Oh by the way... it is bigger than mine."

He left the room, while, Cartman was looking at the door with surprise, did he... did he just admit it ? He let out a chuckle.

"Someday you'll beg me to have it Jew..."