South Park Kyman - University AU

Eric

The night was short for Kyle, all night he was thinking of what he saw at that strip club. He knew that Cartman was a weird guy but not that he was having another life during the night.

Around 2 am, he was still awake. He suddenly heard the door open. He stopped breathing for a second. But Cartman knew he was there and grabed the sheets to throw them to the other side of the room.

"-Kyle...

-C-Cartman ! I swear I saw nothing !"

Cartman sat on the bed, he was looking down without saying anything.

"-Please don't tell anyone...

-What ?

-Nobody knows about this. But this is the only thing I got to find for a job. It was that or being a prostitute Kyle !

-Hey, it's... it's fine I promise.

-Please keep this secret. I'll leave you alone for a month if you do !

-I... I'll tell nobody. And... it's fine if you keep on bothering me.

-Thank you Kyle..."

The ginger moved a bit closer to him. Hesitated before laying a hand on his back.

"You don't have to feel bad about this. Sometimes people can do worse just for money."

Cartman smiled a bit, that was actually helping him. After a few minutes of silence, Cartman stood up and went to the bathroom. Then came back in pajamas and went to bed.
Kyle went back to bed as well.

"-Kyle ?

-Yeah ?

-Goodnight Kyle...

-Goodnight Eric."

Kyle closed his eyes. Then opened them suddenly. Did I just called him Eric ??? He looked over the other, who wasn't looking like he was shocked or something. The last time Kyle remembers calling Cartman by his name was... when they were 10 ?

Anyway, it didn't took long before Kyle fell asleep, the last thing he got in mind was this... Eric.

Cartman was the first one to wake up, yawning loudly but not enough to wake up the others.
He went to the bathroom and looked at himself.

"Damn, it's true that I've changed since childhood."

He then looked over a pile of clothes. And something on them interested him.
It was one of Kyle's underwears, the young boy was stuck between two things. Either he would not care about them, or he would have some fun and make a little prank to Kyle.

I let you guess which option he chose.

Kyle woke up a bit after, he saw Cartman getting out of the bathroom with a smirk on his face.

"-Well, you see happy this morning.

-Oh yeah, I had some 'fun' in the bathroom.

-Ugh god dammit fatass."

Kyle stood up and went there. Seems like everything was normal, no prank could be seen around.
Well whatever, Kyle changed himself and picked up the underwear that Cartman saw earlier without checking on them. But then, he saw it.

"CARTMAN !!!"

He rushed in the bedroom mad, and also woke up Butters in panic who was looking at them both confused. While Cartman quietly turned over to him with a smile on his face.

"-Yes Kahl~?

-Could you please, explain to me, WHY IS THERE YOUR NAME WRITTEN ON THE BOTTOM OF MY BOXERS ?!!

-Oh, that... Well next time you'll know that you should never leave your clothes around me~"

Kyle was already angry in the morning, he quickly went back to the bathroom so he could change.

"I swear to god this fat fuck-"

He looked over the bottom again, there was "Eric's" written with a red marker.
After a few minutes, he found out he had no other clean underwear. Well then, seems like he had to wear that one for the whole.

"Ugh, at least nobody will see it..."

He dressed up, and went out to go eat breakfast, he was the only one to know that he was wearing something with Cartman name on it. But what if someone knows ?