BBS Oneshot Book

Minicat - Ask Mini

(A/n) This was requested by Sperm_with_Faces.  Hope you enjoy.

Craig laid down on Tyler's bed, feeling tired from the day of fun he and his friends had. They had "celebrated Anthony's birthday" and chilled out around the house, making dumb videos together. Craig was worn out from it. He was about to start to fall asleep, but that was ruined when the "majestic" Kino was let into the room. He jumped onto the bed and landed on Craig. Tyler walked into the room after letting Kino in. He couldn't help but laugh when he saw Kino laying on Craig, and Craig was curled up in a ball holding his stomach. 

"You alright, Mini?" He asked, chuckling a bit. Craig just held up his hand and flipped Tyler off and mumbled fuck you. "Come on, you can fuck me later. Our friends are wanting us to go downstairs." Craig quickly sat up, a bit embarrassed by Tyler's first statement. "Come on, get up." Tyler walked over next to Craig and poked him in the side. Craig swatted his hand away and laughed a bit. 

"Fine, fine, I'm getting up." Craig stood up and turned to Tyler. "Well then, let's go to the others." He smiled and walked past Tyler, Kino following and running around his feet, nearly tripping him. The first friend to come into view was Smitty. He quickly turned and smiled towards Craig. 

"Mini! Ready to make one of your Ask Mini videos?" Craig laughed slightly. 

"I completely forgot I wanted to do that." Smitty laughed a bit. 

"Where would you be without me?" Smitty said while laughing. Craig laughed as well and walked past his friend to see the others already sitting on the couch. Nick and Anthony were already there while Scotty was near the kitchen laying on the ground next to Kino. Craig laughed a bit. 

"Scotty, get over here. We're gonna make a video." 

"Fuck you, I'm comfy." Craig just laughed and sat next to Anthony. Craig watched Tyler walk over to Scotty. 

"Get your ass up." He said while lightly stepping on his stomach. Scotty laughed and pushed his foot away. 

"Fine, fine." Scotty petted Kino again real quick before standing and walking over to the couch with Tyler. Scotty sat next to Craig and Tyler sat next to Scotty. Craig laughed a bit. "So, are we ready for questions?" They all nodded.

"Hey! Hey! Hey! Wait!" Smitty yelled as he ran past the couch and to the kitchen. He quickly opened the fridge and pulled out a half gallon of milk. With it in hand, he shut the door and ran across the room to grab a marker. He quickly scribbled something onto it and turned it to the others. He had drawn a face on it. "Scotty, take this. It is how I'll be in the video." They all shared a laugh.

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"Can I drink him?" Craig asked Scotty, reaching for the milk jug. It was handed to him as the others laughed. As he began to take a drink, Smitty began to make noise from behind the camera.

"Mmmh! Mmmph! Mmph!" Craig began laughing, choking on the milk a bit as he quickly handed it back to Scotty.

"If you spit that on me I will fucking kill you!" Anthony yelled at him. Craig continued to choke on the milk, nearly spitting it all over his laptop. "Do it on your laptop, you didn't pay for it!" Tyler laughed as he quickly took it from him so he wouldn't destroy it. After a few more minutes of laughing, Craig was finally able to swallow.

"Aagghhh! That was fucking terrible!"

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Anthony reached over Craig slowly, reaching towards the milk jug.

"What're you-" Craig was cut off by his own laughter when Anthony flicked off the cap and began furiously fingering the milk jug. Smitty began to yell randomly as they all laughed.

As Anthony took his hand back he wiped his fingers on his leg saying, "Oh I, I got Smitty on my fingers."

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*Pyramid formation activate*

The group quickly attempted to situate themselves as a pyramid. Tyler was in the middle of the bottom row with Nick on his right and Anthony on his left.

"Alright, and I go here?" Craig asked, grabbing lightly at Tyler's sides.

With a laugh, Tyler says, "Yeah, you go right there, big boi."

After climbing up ontop of them, Craig and Scotty had to now try to keep their balance.

"Wait I wanna try a stunt." Tyler said as he braced his weight on his knees and lifted his hands off the ground. Laughing, Craig and Scotty attempted to do stunts too by leaning their weight on their knees and lifting their hands. But, Craig couldn't keep his balance and nearly fell forward over Nick and Tyler, but caught himself. As he went to lean back, Scotty smacked his ass causing him to yelp.

After regaining his balance, Nick screwed him up by moving. Craig let out a small scream as he fell onto Tyler full force, wrapping his arms around him and hugging tightly in his surprise, forcing the air out of him in a loud wheeze.
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"Fuckin' hell, I think that was the most fun Ask Mini so far." Craig exclaimed to Tyler as he powered down his laptop.

Nick, Anthony and Smitty had all went off to play mario kart. Scotty had retired to his room for the night, probably face timing Marcel. Which left Craig and Tyler alone in the living room with Kino. Speaking of the spotted canine, he had hopped up onto the couch between the two guys, eagerly wagging his tail while waiting for attention. Craig laughed as he leaned over and began to pet Kino behind his ear.

"Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy?" Kino licked Craig's other hand happily.

"Oh come on. Where's my attention?" Tyler spoke softly. Craig could imagine the childish pout forming on Tyler's face. He smiled sweetly as he looked up at the American.

"What, are you getting jealous of your dog?" Tyler said nothing. He just turned away, the pout still there. Craig just laughed as he leaned over Kino and planted a soft, quick kiss to Tyler's cheek. He rested his head against Tyler's shoulder.

"Craig." Tyler said his name softly. He looked up into those light blue eyes and smiled as Tyler began to lean closer. Their eyes began to close as they drew near, mere centimeters apart. But, the moment was completely ruined when Kino quickly stood up on the couch, forcing the two apart. As Tyler began bitching at the dog, Craig smiled.

"God, I love this stupid man."

Fuck. I feel so bad about how long this took. I fell off of the minicat ship for a while, so it was difficult to come back to this. I was also too lazy to watch the vid again. But it is done. I'm sorry if this is shit. I hope you liked it though.