SCP-Tale

Object Class: Thaumiel

There's only three Thaumiel Class so far, but I'll see who else I can add.

Thaumiel Class are the most dangerous of all SCPs. Though they may not immediately kill you on sight, they possess incredible godlike power(s).

They'll like it when you pet them, but if you pet them in the wrong spot they'll rip your head off.

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SCP-3,000
"X-Event"

Object Class: S̶a̶f̶e̶ Thaumiel

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3,000[who will be called 3k hereafter] is to be kept in a 20m x 20m x 10m iron cube. The front side; the side facing the hall, is to be made of reinforced hurricane glass. He/it is to be on a constant dose of anesthesia, midazolam, ketamine, ██, and ████ if needed. ████ is mandatory to keep 3k from teleporting and suppresses its/his magic. It is not, however, mandatory to keep 3k in a drunken/delirious state from other medication unless after a breach. After a breach, a 4-billion volt shock roughly three to five minutes long should be delivered to 3k.

3k is not permitted to wear any sort of clothing. Not only is it a skeleton and does not need clothing, but 3k has and will use any item it can hold as a weapon. An example is the death of Dr. ██. Do not give SCP-3,000 tacos under any circumstances. We're looking at you, SCP-963-131.

Any requests to see/come into contact with any other living thing must be accepted by both Dr. Xed and whoever leads the class belonging to who 3k wants to see. If accepted, researchers must take note on how the two[or more] interact. If aggressive, remove and sedate 3k immediately. If passive, further research is mandatory on all categories regarding their relationship in an attempt to find out more about 3k and the SCP he/it is communicating with.

If angered and 3k breaches containment, call a full level 3 lockdown on all wings. All D-Class personnel and guards are required to try and sedate 3k before he/it causes any casualties.

Description: SCP-3,000 is a milk white 'skeleton' roughly 5'6 in height and about 70 pounds. 3k claims that it is male, though it's a skeleton for crying out loud! 3k does not have any organs, mussel, skin, etc., at all. 3k cannot reproduce[as far as the foundation knows]. 3k is guessed to be related to SCP-076.

His/its right pupil is a red oval that varies in size depending on 3k's mood. 3k's left pupil is a white oval that varies in size depending on 3k's mood[ex: tiny when scared; large when content] or the room's lighting[ex: small when bright; large when in the dark].

Though 3k is classified as a skeleton, he is different than the average human skeleton, or any other type of skeleton on Earth, not counting other SCPs. While from the neck down is that of a human's skeleton, the head is more rounded and they have no jawbones[their skulls is completely solid/one piece]. It is impossible to know how 3k, or any other skeleton SCP, can even open their mouth or blink. 3k also has a tail, roughly three inches long.

When angered, SCP-3,000 enters a total rage state. He/it summons multiple knives of different shapes and sizes. The knives often float or hoover above or around 3k. They fire at speeds up to 40 miles[64 kilometers] per hour. SCP-3,000 itself/himself will carry a large knife that resembles one a butcher would use that is roughly the same height as 3k. Both of 3k's pupils change to a red target symbol. It is unknown where these knives come from, though a pocket dimension is possible.

If any sentient living being is cut by one of 3k's knives, they will become limp for a few seconds. Completely collapsed, all vital signs gone. Then the subject will become puppet-like, completely under 3k's control. D-Class personnel describe it as being mostly blind and mute, but able to hear and feel. They say all you see is red and white in no certain pattern or shape.