MIB MultiUniverse

Prologue 4: Yellow Outer Planetary mistake

  

 " We're looking for the Arquilian ambassador's daughter in this area." Agent P said to his 3 companions as he showed a holographic photo of young girl exosuit. They were in a club at Midtown West of Manhattan. " She's been kidnapped by group of black- suited mafia men 3 days ago. We have to keep an eye for her whereabouts and any possible suspects. Let's split-up."

" Yes, sir," the other MIB agents responded. They got separated immediately searched at the crowd. Agents UR and NE looked for that Arquilian girl in the other side. Agent PL the Plutonian had a watchful eye in searching as he went from table to table. Suddenly, there were henchmen spreading out of the area. They checked out every attendees of the establishment. They sensed some MIB agents in this place. They headed quickly to their leader named, Junior Xiong.

" Junior," the henchman said. " We've got company."

" What do you mean? ", he asked sternly.

" An Earthling, Uranian, Neptunian and a Plutonian are sniffing something from us. They're from the Men in Black." the other one answered. " The Earthling guy looks like you!!"

" That MIB Earth-geek never shaved!!", Junior grunted. "Listen, he can't take away the Arquilian brat from us!"

" But, sir!", the other henchmen cried. " His Methane minions and that squirt are with him!"

" Now what?! They're looking for that girl," Junior said. " We have to get out of here. Let's take her away from them."

" ROGER!"

Junior and the 2 henchmen gave some signals to the others to remind them for this impending threat from the MIB. They quickly headed to the stockroom where the girl was tied up. They immediately took her away and escaped as soon as they can. Then another blonde lady came into the club. Meanwhile, the Methane Boys checked every person in the crowd and the henchmen.

" Hey, why can't we blend with the crowd?!", the Neptunian MIB agent asked. " Isn't it so awkward if we are going to gatecrash the party? Hey, UR!! What the heck are you doing?"

Agent UR danced embarrassingly with the club-goers. It was his Uranian dance which the crowd laughed at it and followed his dance steps.

" See NE," he replied cheerfully. "I'm trending!!"

" Oh man, " NE patted his face for he got ashamed with his partner. Suddenly, there was an attractive blonde lady entered the club. She was a newspaper reporter/huntress looking for information for her latest news article. Then, she accidentally bumped another person beside her. It was a male Plutonian who roamed around the place.

" Oops, sorry..", she said. He smiled at her as he went on his search. The blonde lady took her smartphone camera to get a video for her investigative activity. She turned it meticulously and seemed searching for any clues about her case. Until, she came across again with another guy. He was in his late-thirties, bearded, and dressed in a black suit. He looked seriously to the lady.

" Excuse me, ma'am," he said formally. " Do you intend to say, 'I'm sorry for bumping you'. "

" Well, well, Junior," she said with a smirk. " We've met again. Anyway, I didn't notice that you're dressed up in black."

" I beg your pardon, madam. I am not... ", he paused.

" You're very polite, then. " she laughed. " You've changed so far when you moved to the Big Apple!!"

" I really don't know what you're talking about!", he said scornfully.

" I have to make a serious background interview with you which your club involved with some kidnapping cases.", she said threateningly. " If you don't answer my questions, then you'll get burned to death, again!"

" Ma'am, This is my case. If you don't mind." the Earth-Human MIB agent replied sternly. " I have my investigation team to deal with it. I am in-charge of this."

Yang Xiao Long couldn't believe in what the Junior Xiong look-alike had said. She laughed mockingly at him and said, " No pertinent answers, then. You're lying and you're going down!!"

Agent P quickly dodged himself from the lady's burning punch. He jumped and leaped away from her. P thought of something that could defend himself. If he would shoot the blonde burning lady with his MIB standard issue guns, then he destroyed his reputation as an MIB agent for killing a civilian. If he punched her, then she would do it in return by hitting him. If he called the Methane Boys and the Plutonian for help, then the lady would explode them in her fiery powers into their doom. Finally, he had formulated a plan. Perhaps ,he could divert her attention in a civilized manner; a simple conversation and neuralyzation. He hid under the table and crawled. This was a way that she would never find him.


" HEY JUNIOR, WHERE ARE YOU?!", Yang cried angrily. " YOU'RE HIDING AGAIN!!"

Agents UR, NE, and PL were surprised that a woman attempted to hurt their senior agent. However, they were surrounded by henchmen. The mob prepared themselves with their weapons to shoot the MIB extraterrestrial agents. The crowd quickly ran away to escape from this kind of trouble.

" Guys, P's in trouble!", PL warned. " We have to save him!"

" NOW WHAT?!", NE asked anxiously. " We're trapped with the other hench-aliens! We can't do something!"

" We have no time for talks!" UR exclaimed. " We've gotta kick some scumbag's butts!!"

The Uranian took the other henchmen's legs and threw him away. The Neptunian blew like a tornado that they could fly away. The Plutonian ran hurriedly and tripped the henchmen by a unplugged wire on the floor. Then, the mob got electrocuted when PL had put the plug on.

" Hey, freak!! Say hello to MR.WALL!!", UR exclaimed with a weird quirky face and had hit the henchman's face on the wall.

" STOP IT!!", he cried excruciatingly. " STOP IT!!"

NE blew again as the other henchmen-extraterrestrials were experiencing a tremendous Neptunian wind in the club. The Bear-headed DJ avoided the wind and was being kicked by a Plutonian. Agent PL discovered a hidden storeroom under the DJ's turntable corner. It was full of illegal deadly space weapons found in Junior's club. He turned his attention when he saw the suspect and his companions immediately took the victim away.

" GUYS! I SAW JUNIOR AND THE GIRL!!", he yelled. " He went to the FIRE EXIT! I SAW THEY HAD ILLEGAL FIREARMS UNDER THE DJ'S STUFF!"

" Great job, PL!!", UR smiled. " We're done cleaning up the aliens' mess!"

" Let's go get 'em!" NE added.

Meanwhile, Agent P was still waiting for his next move while hiding under the table. He was seeking a way in how to deal with this blazing yellow lady.

" Bingo! A chair will do!!", he thought and turned his attention to her. He was calm and bold to face his unpleasant female opponent. " Miss, we need a talk!!"

Yang Xiao Long was very furious at the MIB Agent and said, " How come you coward won't face me?! You're scared of me, Junior.. "

" Please, you have to listen to me.. ", P took 2 chairs on his side. He got his RayBans and neuralyzer from his coat. " I'm not the one you called 'Junior'. I need your few seconds to talk about."

" NO TALKS!!" she smirked and she was literally burning. " GAME OVER!" She had put her full flaming force to punch his face with her hot Ember Celica on her fists. He received the most painful blow on his face for the first time. Agent P had blasted off into space and crash landed on Pluto. Seriously,he fell on the floor and a Plutonian MIB agent rushed to him. He was critically injured and unconscious.

" P!! Are you alright?!", PL anxiously asked and he noticed his senior agent's reddened face. He frowned at the blonde lady and said in his native Plutonian tongue, "HOW DARE YOU!! YOU ALMOST KILLED OUR SENIOR AGENT!! YOU EARTHLING DON'T HAVE RESPECT, SHAME ON YOU!!"

Yang nervously laughed and gulped. She couldn't understand what the MIB alien had said. She seemed to be bothered at his words. Then, the Uranian and Neptunian came to the scene. They brought the real suspect, Junior Xiong who got beaten up. His real face was revealed which he was a reptilian with a gold skin and spikes. Junior the alien was really mad at the Methane Boys.

" HEY, LADY!!", Agent UR said angrily. " WE CAUGHT THE REAL SUSPECT!! HE'S A PIECE OF CRAP!!"

" YOU'RE BARKING AT THE WRONG TREE!!", NE added. " THE UGLY JUNIOR IS RESPONSIBLE FOR KIDNAPPING THE GIRL!! NOT OUR PARTNER!!"

" CRAP!!", UR continued.

" NO.... UGLEEEE!!", NE replied.

" Will you Methane dimwits, SHUT UP!", Junior shouted.

" Whaaaaaaaaaat?!!", Yang screamed and sobbed. " What did I do?! What did I do?!"

" We will report your violent threat to our other senior agent. You've violated the MIB CODE 667-2037-X and 666-2020-B, Assaulting an MIB Agent and MISTAKEN IDENTITY!!", the Neptunian declared seriously.

" You'll get interrogated, lady..", UR said. "AND NEURALYZED!!"

" Oh, no!!", Yang said nervously as she sobbed.

Sometime later, the MIB back-ups had neuralyzed the human crowd and arrested the extraterrestrial henchmen including Junior Xiong. The confiscated weapons were already taken to the MIB truck. The other kidnap-pees were women from the other planets. The Arquilian ambassador was so happy to be reunited with his daughter. Agents J and K came to P's investigating team when they received a report from the Methane Boys about their senior agent's painful misfortune. Yang Xiao Long remained speechless and ashamed from she had done this evening. Agent K was really upset with the huntress/newspaper reporter.

" You made SOME severe violations, blondie," he said in his unfriendly expression. " He's one of the top agents of the Men in Black. You were totally mistaken from the suspect. Did you intend to do that just take answers for your newspaper article or for your retaliation?"

" Sir, I'm sorry.. I didn't mean to do.." she said nervously.

" Lady..You did some NASTY things with our fellow buddy," J added like he was about to reprimand his daughter. " If you intend to hurt us right now, we're going to flash you in a moment to forget everything or we can arrest you for a long-time imprisonment in the Lunar Max for your violation. You'll never see your friends, FOR LIFE."

" Sirs, please do anything you want. I'm not going to hurt you," Yang replied humbly. " I would rather receive my punishment from you."

" Well, that's good, " UR replied.

" Make sure that you're going to pay for all the damages you did to him." NE added.

" It serves you right," PL continued.

Agent P forced himself to stand up from the stretcher. He looked injured and mad, although he showed calmness to the lady. He faced his fellow agents and said, " Everyone, it seems very complicating that a civilian like her can receive a tremendous penalty from us. Well, let's not make it long-term issue, then."

" P, what did you mean? " the Methane Boys asked terrifyingly.

" P, come on, man?" J sighed in disbelief. " Do you mean, we're going to recruit her?"

" Mango, this is not a good idea." K added. " You almost got killed by her."

" Sir, K's right," PL replied anxiously. "She's gonna hurt you, again."

" The real suspect has been arrested. We solved the kidnap case. She was also seeking information from it. We helped her to end this mess. Then, I have decided to recruit her.", P said firmly as he made a decision.

" WHAAAAAT?!" they screamed in disbelief.

" Please, I don't deserve this, sir.." Yang said. " I'm so sorry about what happened. It's my fault. I shouldn't attack you in the first place.."

The MIB agents took more than 10 minutes to make up their minds. J and K were discussing about this mistake. P remained silent, as his alien planetary associates were laughing and talking.

" Alright,", K said. " You're in.."

" Don't do anything stupid." J said.

" Do you promise not to hurt our senior agent, again?", the Methane Boys asked doubtfully.

" Please do it right.", PL added.

" I will. I'm going..", Yang replied. " By the way, My name is Yang Xiao Long. I'm interested to be part of your organization."

" We accepted your apology, Miss Xiao Long. At least, you've learned your lesson," P said as a welcome austere warning. " You have to obey our rules from now on."

" I will," she said sincerely.